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Sparx

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I am in pain, have been in pain since thursday, could barely leave my bed all weekend.

I have really bad pains in my midsection, at first i thought it was trapped wind but its now monday and i am still in alot of pain. Its not like when i breath, its constantly there :(
 

old.Tohtori

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Have you had your wind removed by natural means yet?

Even so, pain since thursday and not being the doctor today is instantly a cause to tell you;

What the hell is your major dysfunction soldier?! ASAP to the doctor and get that sh*t checked out!!

Best of wishes :wub:

Just a reminder; chest/tummy/head aches that continue are no thing to play around with. There's some major stuff in there.
 

Bugz

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Sounds like a stubbed toe.

Put a couple of plasters on your left hand and wash your right hand in cold water.

That should do the trick - don't dare disturb the doctor with this problem though you inconsiderate bastard!
 

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Sounds like a stubbed toe.

Put a couple of plasters on your left hand and wash your right hand in cold water.

That should do the trick - don't dare disturb the doctor with this problem though you inconsiderate bastard!

Sounds like an episode of House
 

Sparx

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Have you had your wind removed by natural means yet?

Even so, pain since thursday and not being the doctor today is instantly a cause to tell you;

What the hell is your major dysfunction soldier?! ASAP to the doctor and get that sh*t checked out!!

Best of wishes :wub:

Just a reminder; chest/tummy/head aches that continue are no thing to play around with. There's some major stuff in there.

Tried all sorts, peppermint tea etc even drinking fizzy drinks but nothing. I may just amputate and get it over with
 

old.Tohtori

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Amputate?

Mid-section?

Exactly WHAT mid-section are you talking about?! :eek6:
 

Sparx

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its not like i need my gut, hack it off, as long as my fingers still work its all good
 

old.Tohtori

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If you're not coming down from a 3 day boozer, just get it checked.

Rule of thumb is 3 days on any pain; if it's not cleared on the third, it's better to get it checked.
 

old.Osy

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Apendics? Sometimes pain reverberates away from the origin point.
 

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Appendicitis often presents as a bowel pain and can feel like trapped wind. If you still have your appendix, you might want to go get that checked out. It doesn't tickle when it goes pop.
 

Sparx

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Havent had a drink in weeks so its not booze related

Yeah it feels like trapped wind but not going away at all, not even giving me a break its constant. Last night i must have had no more than 20 mins sleep, as soon as i roll over it comes back again worse
 

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Why are you NOT at the emergency office yet? Immediate pain that does not stop no matter what =/FHOT.
 

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Trust you've called and made a doctors appointment already?

Right?! :eek:

*gets the belt*
 

Sparx

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yeah just called the doctor, the earliest appointment they have is thursday
 

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Havent had a drink in weeks so its not booze related

Yeah it feels like trapped wind but not going away at all, not even giving me a break its constant. Last night i must have had no more than 20 mins sleep, as soon as i roll over it comes back again worse

Sounds like Appendicitis or Gastroenteritis, either way, call the gp out.
 

Bugz

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You're all such a considerate bunch ;)

What happened to the days of flaming someone for a thread like this?
 

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Tell them it is an emergency. If they mess you about, explain to them that you have read the Patient Charter and that you know that you are entitled to see a GP within your own home within 24 hours of calling.
 

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If it gets worse go straight to A&E. I had extreme gastroenterisis last year and it was agony. I passed out with the pain. At least A&E gives great painkillers and a drip to re- hydrate you. Get it sorted you big wuss:p
 

Sparx

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Yeah i may take a drive to A&E just now, im dreading them saying yeah its only trapped wind you big girl
 

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Don't mess with apendics - it can get you killed. Straight to doctor's, treat this as emergency.
 

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Better to be safe than sorry. My husband re-tells my escapade as 'trapped wind' for the laughs!!! But I dont care, it HURT and A&E sorted it. Good Luck x
 

Bugz

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I get trapped mind constantly Sparx - so much so that I spent some time having tablets daily.

Trapped wind is more irritating and repetitive than extremely painful.
 

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Old.Osy is correct a burst appendics can kill so don't mess around, get it checked out ASAP. If Doc can't be arsed to see you, get yourself up to the A&E. Also tell them your worried it may be appenicitis and you spent several days in bed already.
 

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leaving now. I shall keep you all informed
 

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Don't die Sparx whatever you do!

Have you tried eating beans?
 

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