Competition FH Photo Comp #25

[TdC]

As suggested by Tom, this is the official photo competition thread.

Subject

The subject for this competition is Kitchen Utensils, as chosen by universal acclaim.




Deadline

23th September, 21:00


Prize

Picking the next comps subject.

Rules

* The photo must be your own
* No text that isn't part of the original photo
* No merging of more than one photo, however panoramas are now allowed.
* Keep photos to a sensible size. It shouldn't be tiny, and viewers shouldn't have to scroll.
* Max of three entries. Multiple entries of the same shot from different angles etc not allowed. If you are unhappy with one of your entries, clearly point out which one and the mod will remove it. Keep this within reason please.
* Entries must be within the CoC (no cock except when made of snow, no flange)
* Allowed 'shopping : Rotating (finished image must be cropped to a rectangle), cropping, resizing, red-eye removal, lens correction (only to remove lens distortion, chromatic abberation and light falloff, etc.), non-selective image adjustments (changing levels throughout full image, blur, sharpen, noise reduction etc), gradient masks (linear only) for exposure correction

Previous subjects were:
apathy,the night,reflection,heritage,city,if you go down to the woods today,neglect,water,landmarks,transport,up close,summer,landscape,circular,no topic,texture, your christmas message to the world, Internet, People, bedtime, Summer is here,contrast

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Cue lots of close-up short depth of field photos of shiny forks. I CAN'T WAIT!

;]

 

[old.user4556]

Wazz in "write off photographic style and technique in my first post" shocker

 

[TdC]

you're not allowed to winge because you REFUSED TO VOTE when you had then chance

 

[caLLous]

*delete close-up short depth of field photos of shiny forks*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I voted for milou

 

[Edmond]

Ok, i'll go first then

FORK HANDLES











*hee hee hee*

 

[TdC]

aargh! refused to choose the next topic then


*bans Wazz*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I suggested one after much undue moaning, and you ignored it so....

Ban yourself, fag!

 

[TdC]

yes, yes you did, and it had already been through about sixty thousand years ago. I will request a speshul infraction to reflect the depth of your idiocy!!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

No-one joined my fb thing either You'll see more photos there when I upload them! *beg*

 

[Ch3tan]

So I'm a no-one now? Well fuck you too buddy!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

One of only 15 nobodies, you're exclusive!

 

[Shagrat]

I was gonna join it, but it's vanished like a Roswell balloon.

 

[old.user4556]

I was gonna join it, but <insert name> Photography is so Glen - ironically, it really is Glenn Photography!

 

[Garaen]

Why don't you guys all fork off?

 

[Garaen]

The next topic should be something much more exciting than the current, like the colour grey. Or change the current topic to boredom then you can take as many pictures of kitchen utensils as you want

 

[Jupitus]

I find kitchen utensils exciting

 

[- English -]

My entry - nsfw

Spoiler

To clarify this has not been modified in anyway. This lady kindly posed for me while i dangled my kitchen utensiles from the wall and took the picture.

 

[TdC]

14 more days peeplets! get with the program!

 

[old.user4556]

Not had much chance, been living out of a hotel / suitcase for the past couple of weeks. London sucks.

 

[TdC]

they don't have cutlery in London?

 

[Ch3tan]

You've been in London and you have not said hello to us Londoners? Pfffft.

 

[Raven]

I vote Edmond.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Typical cowardly jock.

 

[old.user4556]

Actually I think you'll find it's because my plane hasn't been landing at London City; it seems that it's always diverted to Afrakistan instead.

 

[Edmond]

I vote Edmond.

Yay!!

I vote English cos its boobies.......i love boobies......mmmmmm

 

[- English -]

i hope to win by default

 

[Edmond]

If i do win then its the end of this competiton, no one has bothered apart from English, mine was ony a joke ffs. Its usually really creative, is everyone asleep?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's the worst topic ever, try being creative out of cutlery... err... yeah.

Was a nice idea to try something different but it's a) way too specific b) an object, so people can't even put their own take on it like they could if it was something general or abstract.