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Tom

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Ok, so I get back home from watching the utter shite that is The Last Samurai, and I fancy a nice Pizza. The place near me is pretty good, always quick delivery, and nice prices. Anyway, I get on the phone, and order my usual medium Meat Feast, and the guy says, and I quote:

"Errr sorry mate, we've run out of cheese"

WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

Now I have to drive into Altrincham to Pizza Hut ffs.

:eek:
 

Deacan

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What is the world comeing to?

A pizza shop that has run out of cheese!?

All we need now is a pub thats ran out of beverages!
 

SilverHood

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Heh, the Pizza Hut in Winton ran out of pizza the other friday.
Was only about 10 PM, and we they were saying "Run out of pizza, sorry"

Had to order from a more expensive place :/
 

Sharma

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Well, i just ordered a pizza and they were out of mushrooms!

BAH! :eek:
 

Bodhi

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bigbb said:
Oooh. You make me feel all warm inside, MT.
I'm told an assful of semen will do that.
 

Bodhi

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No. That's why I said "I'm told". Divot.
 

Bodhi

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Jonaldo said:
Was it the man who's ass you filled with semen that told you that?
No it was my next dorr neighbour last year who I overheard having sex with 2 other guys.


I was scarred for at least 2 weeks after that :/ They sounded like they were hurting each other.
 

Ch3tan

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Bodhi said:
No it was my next dorr neighbour last year who I overheard having sex with 2 other guys.


I was scarred for at least 2 weeks after that :/ They sounded like they were hurting each other.
Didn't know you lived nextdoor to Wijlet.
 

nath

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SilverHood said:
Heh, the Pizza Hut in Winton ran out of pizza the other friday.
Was only about 10 PM, and we they were saying "Run out of pizza, sorry"

Had to order from a more expensive place :/
There are pizza places more expensive than Pizza Hut? Surely not?
 

Cask

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My standard order from dominos used to be about £13 which is pretty digusting really considering my entire weekly food shop is less than £30. I could probably get a good 20 kilos of pasta for that same price. Or even a large fillet steak, tub of mushrooms, bag of oven chips, lettuce, tomato, onion and a tub of ben & jerry's with a few quid left over.

Still when yer hungry and it's late pizza is pretty tempting. Current favourite topping is tandori chicken, roast chicken, olives, mushrooms and onions. They don't do the free garlic bread or chicken strippers when you order online anymore so it's even more of a rip off.
 

Tom

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You like to watch Chickens doing a strip tease? er....
 

Sar

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I went into Burger King the other day, BUT THEY'D RUN OUT OF KINGS!

:/
 

Insane

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Sar said:
I went into Burger King the other day, BUT THEY'D RUN OUT OF KINGS!

:/
serves you right for going near yorkgate :p anything thats not nailed down in that place is gone courtesy of the people from tigers bay.

trust me, i used to work there :p (a-la Q-zar arena)
 

Sar

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Yorkgate is a hole.

Saying that, we're taking the daughter there on Sunday to Lunar Land for her 6th b/day party.

Then Bugger King afterwards.

/me pre-emptively soothes wallet.

:(



PS: Went into KFC the other day - BUT THEY'D RUN CLEAN OUT OF BLUE GRASS STATES!

:/
 

FuzzyLogic

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Burger King in Blackpool pleasure beach is something like £5.50 for a big king meal.

It all goes downhill from there :mad:
 

Wij

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Pizza Hut Pizzas = teh sux !

And ooh you lot make me out to be such a slut :eek:
 

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