Thorwyn
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Feminine Hygiene
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what can i say, excellant stuff!
and just fyi them ads where a scantily clad godess is frolicking through the marigold patch singing at bluebirds.........
its all LIES!! when a gals on the blob she wants to curl up on the sofa with a hot water bottle, eat half her own body weight (which increases at this stage) in mars bars and anyone who comes near her saying "light exercise will help" will probably come 4 steps closer to meeting his/her maker when she vents her unstoppable rage on them with a bycicle pump, several wire coat hangers and an oven glove. and any small bluebirds that try and make her aquaintance will probably get their cute little heads bitten off and spat back at them knocking them off whatever merry little perch theyre on at the time.
and just fyi them ads where a scantily clad godess is frolicking through the marigold patch singing at bluebirds.........
its all LIES!! when a gals on the blob she wants to curl up on the sofa with a hot water bottle, eat half her own body weight (which increases at this stage) in mars bars and anyone who comes near her saying "light exercise will help" will probably come 4 steps closer to meeting his/her maker when she vents her unstoppable rage on them with a bycicle pump, several wire coat hangers and an oven glove. and any small bluebirds that try and make her aquaintance will probably get their cute little heads bitten off and spat back at them knocking them off whatever merry little perch theyre on at the time.
was hard to control her sometimes 
Healer McHeal
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its ok its just a funny song about how this guys getting pissed off at adverts for female stuff on his tv, dont worry nothing gruesome just funnyDarksword said:i dont think this thread is what u need to read when uve got a hangover and feel like shit
i couldnt even bring my self to play the video, just incase.
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Jaem- said:Catchy tune.
lol, thats what i was going to say
, it's true too 
ooooooook its 14:30 and there were just 2 adverts in a row 1 for female incontinance drawers and one for some cream for "thaty intimate feminine itching"
tbh im not a bloke but those ads make me grimace, so rather than being squirmingly embaressinfg how abput we come up with some better ad slogans?
incontanant?.................. wetting in public? let us take the piss! [tena lady]
piles? dont let a simple pain in the arse ruin your life use..... [anusol]
<woman at chemist counter, her friend walks up just as chemist hands her a discreet unmarket package>
friend- "ooh jill are you allright?"
jill- "i'll be fine" <smiles bravely and takes a capsule>
[jill & friend walk off arm in arm laughing at a joke between best friends]
friend- < pats jills shoulder in a friendly way leaving behind "dirty bitch" post it note>
[slogan] "when theres no one else you can trust, trust vagisil"
"it wont stop the pain, allow you to run, dance or ice skate, but it'll make the laundry a lot less hassle" [maxipad]
p.s if there are any ad companies looking at this....... ™! so bugger off and get ur own ideas!
tbh im not a bloke but those ads make me grimace, so rather than being squirmingly embaressinfg how abput we come up with some better ad slogans?
incontanant?.................. wetting in public? let us take the piss! [tena lady]
piles? dont let a simple pain in the arse ruin your life use..... [anusol]
<woman at chemist counter, her friend walks up just as chemist hands her a discreet unmarket package>
friend- "ooh jill are you allright?"
jill- "i'll be fine" <smiles bravely and takes a capsule>
[jill & friend walk off arm in arm laughing at a joke between best friends]
friend- < pats jills shoulder in a friendly way leaving behind "dirty bitch" post it note>
[slogan] "when theres no one else you can trust, trust vagisil"
"it wont stop the pain, allow you to run, dance or ice skate, but it'll make the laundry a lot less hassle" [maxipad]
p.s if there are any ad companies looking at this....... ™! so bugger off and get ur own ideas!
Thorwyn
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Funny thing about maxi pad ads is when they´re pouring some blue liquid into the pad to demonstrate the pads impressive ability to soak up insane ammounts of blood, and then they redundantly fade in the words "surrogate liquid".
One maxi pad ad had a slogan: "the creators of those maxi pads really knew what they were doing". This is quite remarkable, because it insinuates the possiblity, that there are creators of maxi pads, who have no idea what they´re doing. Imagine a bunch of scientists in white gowns, apathically standing at their laboratory desks, somehow "working" around and all of a sudden, the would look at what they´ve created... "fook me sideways... MAXI PADS!"
One maxi pad ad had a slogan: "the creators of those maxi pads really knew what they were doing". This is quite remarkable, because it insinuates the possiblity, that there are creators of maxi pads, who have no idea what they´re doing. Imagine a bunch of scientists in white gowns, apathically standing at their laboratory desks, somehow "working" around and all of a sudden, the would look at what they´ve created... "fook me sideways... MAXI PADS!"