Just remember bud, genitals stay INSIDE the trousers.
Not at a wedding!!
My fear is tho that its a gay wedding so just wondering will that really fit blonde girl at the bar actually be a girl?
I'm sure after a few beers i wont care but still...
May just try the old "I'm gay but i'm having confusing thoughts about you, wanna make me straight?" then bum them

You just need to shave and get a haircut and you'll look smart
your mission for this event:
get the bride into a spooning position with one of the bridesmaids.
take a photograph of it, post it here.
its a gay wedding
The men?
"I'm gay but i'm having confusing thoughts about you, wanna make me straight?"
Thought most of it was quite self explainatory really![]()
Looking good. Have fun at it... And tbh I think you will find some really good looking girls at a gay weeding.
I do enjoy the few times I get to wear a suit. Though I wouldnt like to look like that every day.
You just need to shave and get a haircut and you'll look smart
I thought wearing pink shirts meant you are gay anyway?