Feeling a bit of an arse.

[Paradroid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4746760.stm

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fek. Soon you'll be getting jailtime in the "up the butty ville" for having a one night stand

 

[TdC]

that's a bit harsh surely? I mean, ok he "shouldn't" have done it but jailtime? holy heck!

"what you in ere for mates?"
"I killed 3 people..."
"I robbed a bank..."
"I touched a woman's arse..."

 

[Chilly]

definately like the way the cop offered him for her to slap as an option. Nice sensible law enforcement

 

[Paradroid]

that's a bit harsh surely? I mean, ok he "shouldn't" have done it but jailtime? holy heck!

"what you in ere for mates?"
"I killed 3 people..."
"I robbed a bank..."
"I touched a woman's arse..."

...and that's just from that morning! Remember, it's a Colombian jail - he'll probably end up some bubba's bitch just to protect himself from the random beatings and gang rapes ... if he survives he'll emerge missing a limb and addicted to heroin (no doubt).

 

[rynnor]

...if he survives he'll emerge missing a limb

If its his groping hand then maybe it all works out

 

[ECA]

This thread is too easy.
Too god damn easy.
Incidentally the goat marriage story was more interesting

 

[TdC]

the colombian groper's married to a goat? o0

btw, I was all for the slap in the face thing. I like the way that copper works

 

[ECA]

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

 

[TdC]

LOL

I like that tbh. Bodhi would have a slapper hareem and Big G and Tom would be married to their cars

 

[wittor]

Haha , poor guy

 

[old.user4556]

Bodhi would have a slapper hareem and Big G and Tom would be married to their cars

Indeed, at least my car will let me get inside her without asking or getting prior permission; or I can turn her on simply by turning a key.

 

[Alliandre]

Your wife drinks petrol though :touch: