Feck. Off.

[Tom]

Don’t use the S-word. This is a place of learning, not a school - Times Online

:lol:

 

[Aoami]

fucking lol. i'm actually doing that wide-eyed stare of disbelief you only usually see in cartoons and anything martin freeman is in.

 

[chipper]

hahahahah you gotta love this country at times lol what a nation of idiots we have, just incase you cant actually read to the end due to your sheer disbelief

AIRS AND GRACES

Waste removal engineer - Dustman

Domestic engineer - Housewife

Knowledge navigator - Teacher

Stock replenishment adviser - Shelf stacker

Dispatch services facilitator - Postman

Leisure services administrator - Masseuse/masseur

Flueologist - Chimney sweep

Head of verbal communications - Receptionist/secretary

Environment improvement technician - Cleaner

Education centre nourishment production assistant - Dinner lady

im actually not sure if these are takin the piss or not which kinda says alot these days

 

[Trem]

Knowledge navigator - Teacher

Heh

I actually heard this story on the radio in the motorbike showroom I was in yesterday but I didn't rage as much as I could of because I was buying a bike, I did shake my head quite harshly as I walked around though.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Leisure services administrator - Masseuse/masseur

I thought that was a prostitute.