Favourite sexual position and why...

[raid]

uhh seems im in a very small minority here, voted for man on top woman on top comes close 2nd tho.

and i dont think alcohol and sex makes that great combo (ofc some drinks/beers before can be nice etc)... but drunken sex alone aint usually all that great, never mind during the actual act

 

[Potato Junkie]

Id rather a gal got off me if she was drinkin beer while on top of me

smelleh beer!

tccchhhhhh


anyways, point being, it isn't drunken sex ftw; it's being relaxed, sexually confident, and feeling uninhibited; sometimes a drink may be involved, sometimes it's cos yer half-asleep, sometimes you could be (drum roll please) wide awake!!!! just trusting somebody enough to be downright deviant with them, with no embarrassment, and I never believed the myth about 'it's better in a proper relationship' but it's true!*





*To a lesser extent, this theory still works even if you're sober

 

[Huntingtons]

not exactly doggy style... from behind, but legs closed and lay flat (this only works with an above-average guy, in my experience, but bloody hell it's good)
otherwise woman on top - we can drink beer while we're up there, y'know

its called elephant i think :/ the reverse one is nice as well (missonary but woman with closed legs)

 

[Neo]

rimming, guys, rimming :worthy:

 

[Windwalka1]

Golden Shower ey'?

they aint all bad

it always fascinates me why the hell you want to let someone piss on you? its nasty, ever noticed when u piss on the street corner on a cold night it steams? i dont want no steaming piss on me thanks.

 

[tris-]

it always fascinates me why the hell you want to let someone piss on you? its nasty, ever noticed when u piss on the street corner on a cold night it steams? i dont want no steaming piss on me thanks.

its not going to steam at room temperature.

tis the magic of physics!

 

[Outlander]

its not going to steam at room temperature.

tis the magic of physics!

sex physics!

 

[Gamah]

Outlander do you like to lap up the piss?

 

[Outlander]

Outlander do you like to lap up the piss?

thats just sick.

I gargle

 

[Lamp]

They're all fucking awesome

Can't say better than that, really.

 

[GimmlyTheDorf]

Shagged a bird in my car once and she squirted all over the seat

I hope you made her lick it all off the seat?

 

[RS|Phil]

For me? From a purely selfish point of view - Doggy. Man the feeling is unbelievable. I can't explain why really it just ...gets me off fast And repeatedly lol

For her? She loves it when I'm on top. Something about the weight of me pressing her down.

For us? Her on top with my back against the headrest, my hands on her butt and lifting her up and down.

You asked for details

 

[Craparoni]

doggy or woman on top.

what could be a image of the perfect woman then?

mine is of cuz:

She is about 3 feet tall , flat head, big ears and no teeths. You place your drink on her head, grab her by the ears and off u go

 

[Chronictank]

She is about 3 feet tall , flat head, big ears and no teeths. You place your drink on her head, grab her by the ears and off u go

rofl!

 

[ian_heaps]

drunk and half asleep with her on top

 

[Bahumat]

haha anyone seen Deuce Bigalow, European Gigalow?

Portugese Breakfast lol

 

[Chronictank]

more to the point, why is it a significant number of people in this thread actually prefer to be slaughtered/sleepy/tierd during sex :s

 

[tris-]

i guess most people cant last it out unless they got whisky dick going on.

no wonder the average time is something around 2 minutes.

 

[Bugz]

more to the point, why is it a significant number of people in this thread actually prefer to be slaughtered/sleepy/tierd during sex :s

Because they're twits.

And Tris, is that suppose to be 2 minutes when 'normal' is the average time? Waddafak?

 

[Eeben]

more to the point, why is it a significant number of people in this thread actually prefer to be slaughtered/sleepy/tierd during sex :s

If its first time im gonna have sex with the girl i like being drunk

 

[tris-]

And Tris, is that suppose to be 2 minutes when 'normal' is the average time? Waddafak?

from what i read sometime ago. there is a margin of error of +/- 2 minutes on what ive stated there.

that is normal intercourse with no poisons or chemicals affecting your body.

 

[Vladamir]

Bugz is one of those who brings the average up, being a lovemachine and all

 

[Bugz]

Bugz is one of those who brings the average up, being a lovemachine and all

That's almost like admiting you last two minutes!

I would have guessed 5-10 minutes would have been average - not 2

 

[Calaen]

Tbh its swings and roundabouts

If im horny and feeling dirty I can have my end away during the adverts and ready for the next part of the program. Sometimes though I can go for hours without a thought of blowing my load. I find if I have sex in the morning I can last alot longer.

On average if im being honest I ejaculate once or twice a day, most times than not after sex, otherwise I get a hj or bj.

If I was to talk times, well it depends on the time of day If im in the mood for a session I feel confident that I can hold my urges back until the female has been tended to.

omg I sound like a god in bed

 

[tris-]

seems like we all got different strats for uber microing the bitch.

personally if im going to orgasm then i will do it BUT i also have the power of mind and the advantage of being young that my cock can stay hard till i tell it to go down.

so ye i may last 10 minutes untill i cum (just an example btw, not totally accurate), but i can keep pumelling till her mum comes home.

if her mums fit enough she can have a go to.

 

[Infanity]

shower ;p

You've got girl hair looks like 2 girls getting it on!


Oh and hi sama :<

On the topic, Woman on top if you pissed as its fuck all work to do...

Doggy is perfect for controll ;D

 

[Calaen]

lol Tris. I guess its a state of mind. Im confident in my ability to get an erection pretty much whenever, I am a horny B*****d.

 

[tris-]

lol Tris. I guess its a state of mind. Im confident in my ability to get an erection pretty much whenever, I am a horny B*****d.

i thought it would be the same for everyone. i never seen any difficulty in continuing after the intial splurt. bar some over sensitivity, you just gotta think -

be a pussy and stop

keep going

 

[Vladamir]

That's almost like admiting you last two minutes!

I would have guessed 5-10 minutes would have been average - not 2

Only had sex once, and it was barely that

 

[Eeben]

You've got girl hair looks like 2 girls getting it on!

thats where you come into the picture an the other girl is ofc all fiction in reality its you an him getting it on