Favourite sexual position and why...

[Aiteal]

doggy... makes you feel in charge while your slamming your cock into a bird.

However, if she asks for doggystyle
it's not that she's in anyway kinky
Its because she don't wanna look at your fugly face/body
So my female friends tell me

 

[Gamah]

Reminds me of some 13 y/o on WoW telling our group about his 13 inch pecker.

Made me laugh out loud

Wtf that was me.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wtf that was me.

And you were talking about your newly purchased woodpecker.

I found the 13 inch pecker to be slightly odd for it's kind, but well within the world of reason.

 

[Yeke]

Variation ftw doing the same one over and over again gets old fast.

All are great no real preference as long as both of you can breath and it dosn't lead too permanent damage its all good!

 

[Ctuchik]

Incidentally, are people voting "woman on top" because they're lazy?

yep, that and she likes it.. so i can be lazy and get away with it for once

 

[psyco]

yep, that and she likes it.. so i can be lazy and get away with it for once

also, if she's conserned about her weight she can work it off...

 

[Outlander]

nose sex ftw!

 

[Bracken]

My personal fave is to strap the goat's legs to my wellies, clasp it by the horns and...ah f*ck, you're on about purely human positions...

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

shower ;p

 

[tamtap]

jocks: shage sheep at the edge of cliffs they push back more.

Put their back legs in your wellies - they cant escape.

Juvenile humour out the way....

pussy >bj >anal > wank

imo anyway.

Tam

 

[Calaen]

oh so many to choose from, I like everything tbh its all about the variation, if I was fucking a mong, from behind is the way to go.

If you fancy the girl nothing better than looking at her face as I bring her to the boil!!

I love fucking on my Gas stool nice and bouncy and sturdy. Up against the wall and if shes petit hold her up and let her slide up and down my cock.

hmm that pretty much covers it. Shagged a bird in my car once and she squirted all over the seat, my first and last squirter (being as I am now married) was quite an experience getting spat at from down there.

 

[psyco]

If you fancy the girl nothing better than looking at her face as I bring her to the boil!!

wtf, why would you fuck someone who was ugly? unless they paid well ;-)

 

[Thorwyn]

noone else for spoons? :/

 

[tris-]

i didnt vote, because my option is not there. i like me on top untill im knackerd, then the woman can go crazy on top

 

[Jeros]

Doggystyle! even tho i have had a LOT of sex i only did doggy style with ONE girl, she seemed to love it, and all my lady friends tell me they prefer it over all other posistions too.

 

[Gamah]

Doggystyle! even tho i have had a LOT of sex i only did doggy style with ONE girl, she seemed to love it, and all my lady friends tell me they prefer it over all other posistions too.

People boasting about how much sex they have had on the internet = laff!

 

[Gamah]

shower ;p

That's nto a position babrie :<

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

That's nto a position babrie :<

How do you know that?! :/

 

[Gamah]

I don't even want to think what a position called shower would be like :<

 

[Vladamir]

I don't even want to think what a position called shower would be like :<

Well you wouldn't necessarily involve you being in a shower, but one or both people could get the other wet using some form of water

 

[Mey]

I don't even want to think what a position called shower would be like :<

Golden Shower ey'?

 

[Outlander]

Golden Shower ey'?

they aint all bad

 

[Gamah]

they aint all bad

yes, yes, they are....

 

[pip]

Woman on top ftw then you can drink beer at same time

 

[leviathane]

nose sex ftw!

what no skull fck?? im shocked outlander xD

 

[psyco]

How do you know that?! :/

cause its a location....

 

[Potato Junkie]

not exactly doggy style... from behind, but legs closed and lay flat (this only works with an above-average guy, in my experience, but bloody hell it's good)
otherwise woman on top - we can drink beer while we're up there, y'know

 

[Outlander]

Id rather a gal got off me if she was drinkin beer while on top of me

smelleh beer!

 

[pip]

Id rather a gal got off me if she was drinkin beer while on top of me

smelleh beer!

Don't knock it till you tred it

 

[Overdriven]

Id rather a gal got off me if she was drinkin beer while on top of me

smelleh beer!

Done the same sort of thing, but with 3 bottles of some crappy alcopop (Smirnoff Black/Red)