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Hashmonster
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mine are...
mustard!
&
I fuckin hate pikeys
From the film snatch
mustard!
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I fuckin hate pikeys
From the film snatch
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*charlton_thd*
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At home
QUIET dragonball Z's on
At college
Can't be arsed
With a lady
If in doubt, whip it out!
QUIET dragonball Z's on
At college
Can't be arsed
With a lady
If in doubt, whip it out!
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Fex
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"It was like that when I got here", can be used whenever and wherever necesary (spelling)
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*charlton_thd*
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Ask someone else.. i was asleep/ eating/ jacking off/ avoiding you at the time
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old.Jas
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Do ya lykc daags?Originally posted by Hashmonster
From the film snatch
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Munkey-
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YOU BASTARD!
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old.ignus
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Arse
feck
bollocks
feck
bollocks
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Sawtooth
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You dont look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire.
Saw
Saw
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wolfeeh
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heh
while shagging and someone distracts you (has happened)
"Oi, do you fucking mind? i'm up to my nuts in guts!"
while shagging and someone distracts you (has happened)
"Oi, do you fucking mind? i'm up to my nuts in guts!"
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Summo
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What? Praaperfacked?
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wolfeeh
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eh
is that a technical term?
is that a technical term?
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djpringle
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*shrug* why not
or
'That doesn't float my boat'
or
'That doesn't float my boat'
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Hashmonster
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daags? oh dogs!
do u know what nemisis means?
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wolfeeh
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ooooh
it was pikey speak... now i'm with you.
feel obliged to add another saying now
"i'll batter u like a fiiiiish now butt"
it was pikey speak... now i'm with you.
feel obliged to add another saying now
"i'll batter u like a fiiiiish now butt"
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wolfeeh
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heh
1. me puts snatch on list of dvd's to watch tomorrow, somewhere between star trek disks 2 and 3....
2. You fucking crashed my IE with that link damnit....
3. What IS that guys name? i can never remember it...?
1. me puts snatch on list of dvd's to watch tomorrow, somewhere between star trek disks 2 and 3....
2. You fucking crashed my IE with that link damnit....
3. What IS that guys name? i can never remember it...?
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Testin da Cable
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1. you don't have much to do do you?
2. it's not my fault that ie sucks
3. Alan Ford innit
2. it's not my fault that ie sucks
3. Alan Ford innit
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wolfeeh
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lol, well;
1. where cha live?
2. well, it might be... but come on, what else is there? opera? with adverts... no chance. or nutscrape... which i admit is pretty... but doesn't like my intellimouse's back and forward side buttons.
3. what else has he been in then?
1. where cha live?
2. well, it might be... but come on, what else is there? opera? with adverts... no chance. or nutscrape... which i admit is pretty... but doesn't like my intellimouse's back and forward side buttons.
3. what else has he been in then?
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Testin da Cable
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1. far from wales matey
2. I use several browsers
3. have no idea, snatch is the first film I really noticed him in
2. I use several browsers
3. have no idea, snatch is the first film I really noticed him in
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wolfeeh
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heh
did you ever see SAS's post trying to get people to go on a pubmeet with me in wales, cos i couldn't go to the barrybeer of the time....
it died a death :/
wonder what would happen if i did it again
did you ever see SAS's post trying to get people to go on a pubmeet with me in wales, cos i couldn't go to the barrybeer of the time....
it died a death :/
wonder what would happen if i did it again
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Munkey-
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you'd get called a sheepshagger and have mail bombs
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Disco PhoolCat
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"I'm sorry, you obviously have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut"
"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing for money"
"...skip to the end..."
"You can't polish a turd...
... but you can put a nice ribbon on it!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
"Felch"
"Share and Enjoy"
"FOAD, AOL"
+ all the bolloc*s I spout in JK2 & EF!
"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing for money"
"...skip to the end..."
"You can't polish a turd...
... but you can put a nice ribbon on it!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
"Felch"
"Share and Enjoy"
"FOAD, AOL"
+ all the bolloc*s I spout in JK2 & EF!
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Testin da Cable
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a new one since yesterday evening:
"...chello sucks...AGAIN!!"
"...chello sucks...AGAIN!!"
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pocketyoda
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If you always do what you have always done you always get what you always got.
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old.Fweddy
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As long as they pretend to pay me I'll pretend to work
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bodhi
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A bird in the hand invariably shits on your wrist.
Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I like to keep a closed mind. That way there's less chance I'll lose it.
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don;t come into your work and tell you how to sweep up.
"Fuck off cunt"
and of course...........
Cunt the fuck off and die of aids you mange infested shitebag.
Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I like to keep a closed mind. That way there's less chance I'll lose it.
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don;t come into your work and tell you how to sweep up.
"Fuck off cunt"
and of course...........
Cunt the fuck off and die of aids you mange infested shitebag.
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mr.Blacky
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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
a new one since yesterday evening:
"...chello sucks...AGAIN!!"
they are almost broke, so they better suck hard and get cash in that way
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old.JJ - mixup
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Ok, my favourite saying for the moment is
"Hell Yeah"
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~Lazarus~
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a few of my favs
1. Ahhh..I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. You sound reasonable...Time to up the medication.
22. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
23. And your crybaby, whiny-butt opinion would be??
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. You!! Off my planet!!
28. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Allow me to intoduce myselves.
31. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
32. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
33. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
34. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
35. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
36. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
37. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
38. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
39. Chaos, panic, disorder--my work here is done.
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
41. I thought I wanted a career, turns out, I just wanted the paychecks.
42. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
43. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
1. Ahhh..I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. You sound reasonable...Time to up the medication.
22. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
23. And your crybaby, whiny-butt opinion would be??
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. You!! Off my planet!!
28. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Allow me to intoduce myselves.
31. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
32. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
33. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
34. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
35. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
36. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
37. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
38. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
39. Chaos, panic, disorder--my work here is done.
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
41. I thought I wanted a career, turns out, I just wanted the paychecks.
42. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
43. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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caLLous
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"Look. If this starts going any worse, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop helping me."