Fave Simpsons character

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Hashmonster

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yeah thats the guy summo! cracks me up :D

cheers someguy :clap:
 
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Recoil101

Guest
:clap: The complete Filmography of Troy McLure :clap:

"Cry Yuma"
"Here Comes The Coast Guard"
"Preacher With A Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
"Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"Gladys The Groovy Mule"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die"
"Dial M For Murderousness"
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
"'P' is for Psycho"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
"Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
"Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (small part)
"Jagged Attraction"
"Look Who's Still Oinking"
"Calling All Lumberjacks"
"The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
"Three Men And A Nuke"
"Radioactive Man III"
"Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
"Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
"Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
"Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
"Handel With Kare"
"Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"

TV SPECIALS:

"Miss American Girl Pageant
"Carnival of the Stars"
"Alien Nose Jobs"
"Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show"

EDUCATIONAL FILMS:

"The World Without Zinc"
"Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
"Here Comes The Metric System"
"Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
"60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
"Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
"The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
" Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom"
"Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
"Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
"A Tree Grew In Springfield"

DO-IT-YOURSELF VIDEOS:

"Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
"Mothballing Your Battleship"
"The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"

TELETHONS:

"Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
"Out With Gout '88"
"Springfield Public Television Telethon"

INFOMERCIALS AND OTHER THINGS:

I Can't Believe They Invented It: The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
I Can't Believe They Invented It: Eyeball Whitener
I Can't Believe They Invented It: Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
I Can't Believe They Invented It: The Juice Loosener
Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
"We're Sending our Love Down the Well"
Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
The Springfield Squares Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
"Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)

SELF HELP VIDEOS:

"Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
"Get Confident, Stupid!"
"Smoke Yourself Thin"
"Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"
 
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Wij

Guest
What about the Planet of the Apes musical ?

"Oh my God, I was wrong"
"It was Earth all along"
"Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me !"
 
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LTF

Guest
Its gotta be Burns :D

Smithers: "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image, people see you as a bit of an ogre." Mr.Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
 
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Nibbler

Guest
Gil's well funny.

'You want a car with music, right? All you kids to day like music..cheep cheep ba ba da

*dances pathetically*

Ok, so maybe that sounds poo, but on the episode it's funny.
 
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Summo

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Originally posted by Wij
What about the Planet of the Apes musical ?
Click to expand...

Heh heh. :D

"I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me."
 
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old.Fweddy

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What is wrong with you people? does no one else like Barney?

Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while i'm gone!
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me fo- hey! someone spilt beer in this ashtray!<slurp>
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
oh yeah barney he goooood
but Rex Banner (saw a rerun yesterday) beer baron (Homer)
Rex (on a balcony): i am going to get you beerbaron
Homer from a distance: no your not
rex : yes i am
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
oh yeah barney he goooood
but Rex Banner (saw a rerun yesterday) beer baron (Homer)
Rex (on a balcony): i am going to get you beerbaron
Homer from a distance: no your not
rex : yes i am
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Well done on reciting one of the funniest jokes in that episode in the most boring mundane way as to make it so pathetic I want to cry. That joke doesn't work in text. Go away.
 
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Summo

Guest
I take it you've all seen this pic before.

Right?

homer.jpg
 
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bigbb

Guest
I'm probably one who hasn't. Funeee :D

I'd like that for a desktop.
 
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old.ignus

Guest
Its a shame the guy who plays Troy McLure/ Lionel Hutz was killed.

BTW you missed one.
Celebrety funerals: "Audrey the Giant, we hardly knew ye"
 
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Sar

Guest
Yup

Oh and saw that pic literally years ago.

Still funnee though :)
 
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MYstIC G

Guest
My faves are:
Grandpa
  • Grandpa: The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made.
  • Grandpa: The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country. I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.
  • Grandpa: I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.
  • Marge: Grandpa, why are there only 49 stars on that flag?
    Grandpa: It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!
  • Grandpa: I'm going to the outhouse.
    Lisa: We don't have an outhouse.
    Homer: My toolshed!!!
Mr Burns
  • Burns: You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
  • Mr. Burns: Well Smithers, another Friday night is upon us, What will you be doing? Something gay no doubt?
    Smithers: Wha...? I...
    Mr. Burns: You know, mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town!
    Smithers: Eh, eh, eh, exactly sir.
  • Burns: Ill keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship: these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When oppurtunity knocks, you dont want to be driving to the maternity hospital or sitting in some phoney baloney church. Or synagogue. Questions?
  • Burns: Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys. Nature starrted the fight for survival and she wants to quit because she's losing? Well, i say Hard cheese!
and of course Homer
  • Homer: No beer and T.V. make Homer something something...
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: Don't mind if I do!
  • Homer: I sure could go for a hot dog right about now.
    Marge: Homer! This is a funeral!
    Vendor: HOT DOGS!
    Homer: WOO HOO!
    Marge: Do you just follow my husband around everywhere?
    Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
  • Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
  • Homer: "Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!"
    Homer's Brain: "Tewnty dollars can buy many peanuts."
    Homer: "Explain how!"
    Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
(and yes I know I spent too long on this but I was bored)
 
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PR.

Guest
My fave episode of simspons is when side show bob gets out of prison and tries to blow up that dam.

He kidnaps Lisa and Bart and tells them his plan and bursts out with his evil laughter and Bart and Lisa run away then when Side show goes after them but the whole area is full of garden rakes. and for about a minute

*thwack*

W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

*thwack*

W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

...

Had me in tears, lol
 
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old.beheaded monkey

Guest
my favorite has to be that cecil guy
or sideshow bob
 
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