Farts?

[Amphrax]

I was having this random conversation with ma gf about farts in general lol and we debating on whos smells the worst and ofc I say hers and she says mine lol

So now its down to you guys hehe

Which smell worse?

 

[Sydrik]

I refuse to answer your poll on the grounds of your use of 'lol' as some form of punctuation.

I also include a Twakking smiley to further show my displeasure



I bid you adieu

 

[cHodAX]

Some of mine are horrific mate, especially if I have eaten alot of veg and meat in which case you should stay well downwind!

 

[cHodAX]

I refuse to answer your poll on the grounds of your use of 'lol' as some form of punctuation.

I also include a Twakking smiley to further show my displeasure



I bid you adieu

You did not use full-stops either! Shame on you!

 

[Urgluf]

mine are disgusting although they often make me proud

 

[cHodAX]

mine are disgusting although they often make me proud

Yep I often congratulate myself afterwards with lines such as 'good lad!' and 'well done!'.

 

[Everz]

The missus could clear out a funeral home and has woke me up when i've been asleep. Classy lass.

 

[cHodAX]

Mexicans are bad, I think it is all the beans and spices they eat, I was stood next to a Mexican dude at a Salsa night a while back, he guffed and nearly emptied the building, it was epic. Luckily I smelt it quickly and moved away before others started to notice, he was stood there looking like he had shat himself.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Blokes for sure, never hear missus fart, me however. I like to walk around in boxers while shes watching TV and release the bombs, just to be a man and all. This does it for me, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Som_tam I love it but my insides just hate the Papaya

Messy Times, I actually had a food poisoning last week and shit my self for first time ever. Lucky I was just leaving my apartment, twisted a wet one and it indeed was a wet one

 

[Access Denied]

Hah! Men definitely smell worse. Especially me when I've had Chilli and pizza two days in a row. And as Cho said, I often congratulate myself when delivering a particularly pungent guff!

Of course then there was the time I was bent over putting my shoes on and my cousin was sitting on the step behind me...

 

[georgie]

Did he survive?

 

[Tuthmes]

I know for a fact Ezteq ones smell like roses in the morning sunshine.

 

[Lamp]

Male farts for sure. You haven't met my friend Marcus. Oh lord. Don't feed him bar snacks.

 

[Edmond]

I love the smell of my farts, i take a minute to savour them when they are produced



Russ's farts on the other hand stink, she thinks if you leave the room for a moment that you can't smell them when you come back in. She has this innocent little school girl look about her, hoping you wont notice

 

[cHodAX]

I love the smell of my farts, i take a minute to savour them when they are produced



Russ's farts on the other hand stink, she thinks if you leave the room for a moment that you can't smell them when you come back in. She has this innocent little school girl look about her, hoping you wont notice

I bet she drops some right big stinkers down the bog as well!

 

[Access Denied]

Did he survive?

Not without some apparent emotional scarring. All I heard from behind me was "Fuck me!" and rapid footsteps heading upstairs. This was years ago and I still chuckle to myself every time I think about it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anyone elses smell bad, it's a human thing

 

[megadave]

my farts may stink but they're all glorious, a woman's fart on the other hand, is always vile

 

[Vasconcelos]

Protein shake farts... YUMMY!!!

 

[Ormorof]

guys farts... especially the "clear the room CLEAR THE ROOM AAAARGHHhhhzhzhhhh..." kind of farts...

 

[Fafnir]

Well a female who has loaded up on same foods as a man and is at that current time of the month, thoose farts should be classified as a biological weapon of mass destruction.

 

[Billargh]

I farted in my car on the way to work the other day, when I returned 8 hours later my car still fucking reeked.

 

[soze]

Worst one I ever smelt was from a guy, we were playing poker after a few beers and kebabs and my mate just stood up and walked out. Seconds later the smell hit everyone else and the place emptied.

An old GF stuck worse than i ever did though. She would never fart in front of me when she was awake, but she farted like a trooper when she was asleep. More than once she woke herself up sniffed and called me an animal.