Question Farts

[mycenae]

Why does it smell worse when you fart in the shower or the bath?

 

[Jupitus]

Mine always smeel the worst when I am in my office, especially if someone is due to come in the office to chat about something....

 

[tris-]

Probably lack of clothing to filter the fragrance. Add that to the steam found in a common shower or bath and what youve got your self is a very pungent aerosol of shit particles and methane.

 

[TdC]

poor Vae

 

[tris-]

womes farts are always the worst too. They save them up for weeks for fear of someone hearing it, then shit out a dead animal when no one is looking.

 

[Trem]

Why does it smell worse when you fart in the shower or the bath?

Well for me its because they are brewing behing the shower head that is up my anus. Dunno if that makes them get more potent.

Vae is a lucky, lucky man

 

[Fweddy]

I hate farting in the shower. It completely ruins any feeling of getting clean.

 

[TdC]

that's why I always fart after I leave the shower. also, the feeling of my still slightly moist bum cheeks slapping together on the fart reverb pleases me.

 

[00dave]

You know how bad a fart is going to smell by how warm and how slightly moist it is.

But you have to think that in the bath the little bubble of gas travels from your arse to about your chest without any interference from the air and when it exits the surface of the water it doesn't have far to get to your nose. And in a shower I think its just an enclosed space.

 

[mycenae]

don't know why you are all pitying Vae....he was the culprit behind my asking!

 

[taB]

don't know why you are all pitying Vae....he was the culprit behind my asking!

I find this dubious tbh, she who smelt it dealt it

 

[00dave]

I find this dubious tbh, she who smelt it dealt it

Those are the rules

 

[mycenae]

i don't deny dealing them on a regular basis...just in this particular instance it wasn't me!

 

[Calaen]

I followed through a little bit at college once (bad day after a great night abusing shots), it was kinda amusing, I had an exam so couldnt leave, so I ditched my kegs but there had been some seepage through onto my jeans.

My buddies were complaining for ages about a smell of shit it was rather amusing, I don;t ever recall smelling anything as bad coming out of my ass again.

 

[Yoni]

womes farts are always the worst too. They save them up for weeks for fear of someone hearing it, then shit out a dead animal when no one is looking.

Lies gurls poop daisy's dontcha noes ...

 

[TdC]

daisies being the scientific name for the gasses emitted from decomposing road kill kept in a plastic bag with some shrimp peelings and plenty of sunlight for a few weeks I trust

 

[Nate]

Decomposing
Air
In
Sisters
Yippie-kay-yay-mother-fucker
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