Farting!

[Espen]

ok i got into a discussion with a m8 of mine.. and the topic farting came up.. wheres ya favourite place to let one rip? and do you prefer the silent deadly ones or the ones that sounds so loud that youre afraid the neighbour gonna think its a eartquake! my favourite places has to be.. while taking a bath.. just lyin there in the bath-tup and then.. blublublub .. its pure joy! oh and while in the bathroom taking a wee aswell.. ofc .. theres nothing as funny as letting a silent stinker go in a elevator filled with ppl aswell.. but that dont happen often unfortunatly.. since i hate elevators

 

[Zebolt]

^^

<walks away in silence>

 

[Adoctor]

farting in my brothers car while starting an automatic car wash ...had to wait 10 mins to open the window.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I have to admit one of my fav things do on on they way to work is to fart in teh Bus/train just before i'm due to get off.

Now if i've been out on the batter the night before they are usualy Fowl things .. that strip paint off battleships.

The funnest has to been when i farted in a packed Bus and a coulple behind me got hit the hardest .. thier ewhere tears in my eyes from trying not to laugh as thier voices rasied about 2 octives from it .. they saw the tears in my eyes and sor of rolled thier eyes as if to say it was that smelly fucker over there. over there being a kid of about 3 and his dad, next thing i know the dad gets a wiff of my magic and slaps the kid around the ear saying "I only changed you 10 mins ago" .

I had to get off the bus at that stage .. i was near enough home but i laughed the whole way home ... /wipes a tear .. still gets me =)

 

[Deepfat]

Personally I used to enjoy waiting til my ex cudled up behind me in bed on a sunday morning then letting a huge silent beer fart off which drifted up into her face. Oh happy memories....

 

[Espen]

Personally I used to enjoy waiting til my ex cudled up behind me in bed on a sunday morning then letting a huge silent beer fart off which drifted up into her face. Oh happy memories....

you sir.. are my hero... a reputationpoint is coming yoru way!

 

[haarewin]

Personally I used to enjoy waiting til my ex cudled up behind me in bed on a sunday morning then letting a huge silent beer fart off which drifted up into her face. Oh happy memories....

did she dump you for that? :touch:
i once farted in someones face when i stood up to move past them getting off the bus. i thought it was hilarious because they were incredibly rude to me and wouldnt move for me.

 

[Bahumat]

ok i got into a discussion with a m8 of mine.. and the topic farting came up.. wheres ya favourite place to let one rip? and do you prefer the silent deadly ones or the ones that sounds so loud that youre afraid the neighbour gonna think its a eartquake! my favourite places has to be.. while taking a bath.. just lyin there in the bath-tup and then.. blublublub .. its pure joy! oh and while in the bathroom taking a wee aswell.. ofc .. theres nothing as funny as letting a silent stinker go in a elevator filled with ppl aswell.. but that dont happen often unfortunatly.. since i hate elevators

do you know when your at work and someone says something really geeky whilst in a crowded place, you get that "oh please stop speaking i beg you" feeling......this post reminds me of that.

 

[Espen]

do you know when your at work and someone says something really geeky whilst in a crowded place, you get that "oh please stop speaking i beg you" feeling......this post reminds me of that.

hehehehehe..

 

[Bracken]

I think dropping your bat in any confined space has to be one of the most satisfying experiences known to man (assuming it has the required stench).

Infact farting is one of the essential differences between men and women - men understand that farting is truly funny. Women don't.

 

[danmrman]

only cause men spend half thier life laughing about farting and women do their nails oO

 

[Job]

Never found farting funny, just disgusts me TBH, think it's some Freudian thing or something...just reminds me that our insides are horrible smelly bags of offal, and we are just a floppy chemical plant constantly excreting fluids.

If my girlfriend farts in front of me I can't bear to see her for a week.

 

[Raven]

saturday morning in bed after an evening on newcastle brown ale, they seem to go on for days.

 

[brad]

Never found farting funny, just disgusts me TBH, think it's some Freudian thing or something...just reminds me that our insides are horrible smelly bags of offal, and we are just a floppy chemical plant constantly excreting fluids.

If my girlfriend farts in front of me I can't bear to see her for a week.

Your not a real man... your a Alien!!!

GET HIM!

 

[Amanita]

Only time I ever found farting funny is when I am with all my siblings in a car or something. Usually its our stepbrother that lets one rip and gets teased for it

I'd be amazed if you could bring yourself to have sex with that kind of outlook Job

 

[Ezteq]

i think if you got one brewing let the sucker out fgs! i hate people that get all huffy cos someone farts, fair enough it smells rank but hay we all do it.

And after i cut an air biscuit i always say "pardon" or "excuse me" cos its only polite.




even when theyre silent and i could have gotten away with it... well i cant any more cos the bf's taken to carrying a canary about with him

 

[Ezteq]

did she dump you for that? :touch:
i once farted in someones face when i stood up to move past them getting off the bus. i thought it was hilarious because they were incredibly rude to me and wouldnt move for me.

p.s i thought this was hillarious had me busted up irl \o/

 

[haarewin]

heh, thanks i guess. i was trying to hold it in but it still made me laugh.

even when theyre silent and i could have gotten away with it... well i cant any more cos the bf's taken to carrying a canary about with him

haha, are they really strong enough to kill one?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well. Farting. Sure, funny sometimes in movies other then that, human function, nothing disgusting or "rofl..man U farted..."<--soccer pun.

It's just farting. Passing gas. Letting one rip.

Oh, i don't pariculary go for those "manly", off the side ways of speaking about things either, as seen above. Real men say they fart, crap, take a piss or master-bate. Not in some funny way of avoiding saying something politically uncorrect.

 

[Ezteq]

haha, are they really strong enough to kill one?

well one night i had a bad case of gas, it was so bad my bf had to go sleep in the lounge, tbh even i wanted to leave the room but they just kept coming


p.s any farscape fans out there rygels farts crack me up \o/

 

[ilaya]

why is it that your own farts always smell wonderful but somebody elses just stink?

btw. i had a chicken vindaloo earlier with onion bhaji's and some lager... feel sorry for the neighbours tomorrow.

 

[Bracken]

As my grandmother used to say... "Better out than in!"

 

[Overdriven]

farting in my brothers car while starting an automatic car wash ...had to wait 10 mins to open the window.

PMSL xD