Far Gate

[Kempo]

*realises this thread is still as weird as when he left*

*claps*

 

[Wij]

*laugh at how easily people can be fooled by a fake blow-up toast bride*

*begin toast-rectal stimulation in preparation for another go*

 

[Summo]

*boil an egg, soft in the centre*

 

[MYstIC G]

*steal cadburys cream egg off summo*

 

[Furr]

*attack MYstIC G with rusty lava lamp*

 

[Wij]

Keep the noise down ! It's very off-putting !

*uNF-toast*

 

[Summo]

*set metronome going to assist Wij*

 

[MYstIC G]

*butter the toast*

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*boogies like it's 1999*

 

[Wij]

mmm, buttery-toast-arse-sex !

 

[Testin da Cable]

*gets feeling of having missed something*

 

[Wij]

*direct tdc back a page or two*

*make toast soggy*

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*makes new toast*

 

[Furr]

*breaks forum toaster*
*tries to fix with metal knife*

 

[Wij]

A new piece of toast ?

*feel temptation*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*read*

 

[Wij]

*drum fingers impatiently*

 

[Furr]

*fix toaster*
theres now buttery toast for all! here wij you can have a few hundred

 

[Wij]

*order toast-bitches to do toast-lezza-show*

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*notices all the bread has gone*

NOOO!

 

[Furr]

wait a minuite!! thats not butter !!

 

[Wij]

*'butter' FurOfKnight's hair with product of lezza-toast-watching-and-self-fiddling*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*feel peckish*
*notice pile of well buttered toast covered with drippings*


mmmmm, that hit the spot

 

[Summo]

*hit TdC's spot*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*flaunt spot*

 

[Hashmonster]

*pick spot*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*pop spot*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*clean mess*

 

[xenon2000]

Shit this thread grew :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

*pop spot on Xenon*