Far Gate

[Summo]

*simmer in wok for a few minutes with mixed, diced vegetables until dragon meat turns grey*

*serve*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wipe blood and dragon scales from mouth*
*whistle while washing hands*
*put hat back on*
*ring bell*
*next order please!*

 

[Nibbler]

*run into restaurant*

*wreck restaurant*

*stamp on TdC's hat*














*while TdC's still wearing it*

 

[Wij]

Some punks are trying to mess up our Chinese Restaurant.

*beckon hard kung-fu chefs*

 

[Nibbler]

*run away very fast indeed*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*rip of top*
*cut own chest with knife*
*spit blood on nibbler*
*assume stance of flatulent crane*
*beckon to nibbler to attack*

 

[MYstIC G]

* peel off TdCs skin *
* make belts *
* use as "special offer" in restaurant*

 

[Wij]

*really worry about mystic_g*

 

[MYstIC G]

*Tie wij up with belt*
*cook wij*
*sell to punters*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*cry due to lack of appearances*

*slaps person who found meh stash*

 

[MYstIC G]

*gets slapped cos he sold it to the punters*

 

[Nibbler]

I want my money back damnit! It was nothing but animals!

 

[MYstIC G]

*no refunds*
*kill nibbler*

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by the-frizz
*cry due to lack of appearances*

*slaps person who found meh stash*

COME BACK, TEH FRIZZZ!!!!!

*upload pr0n to Frizz's mum's PC*

Heh heh.

*shout some Chinese obsenities*

*have small penis*

*apparently*

 

[Nibbler]

* :\ *

 

[Summo]

*be concerned that people seem to actually be posting Rune-related stuff in this forum*

*fear teh deletion*

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*boogie*

 

[Nibbler]

*wonder where to set up camp if we're booted out of this one*

I hear Methos Quake is lovely this time of year

*boogie*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wonder about stuff*

*boogie*

 

[Nibbler]

*wonder what TdC is wondering about*

*boogie*

 

[Summo]

*fear brain has collapsed after trying to learn Dark Age of Camelot*

*wonder about nothing*


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See? Nothing.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*smiles evilly*

 

[Nibbler]

*kick TdC*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*hurts evilly*

 

[Nibbler]

*sees TdC running away*

*throws hat at him like Oddjob*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*duck only to have the hat get him anyway*

 

[Nibbler]

You think ducking will help? My hat has motion tracking sensors. See?






*Wishes Rune had img code*

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. Funnee Nibbler...

*boogie*

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*goes to sleep*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*scream as nibblers leet motion tracking hat gets him in the nads*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*appear out of nowhere*

*sit in the corner*