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Arnor

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so, whats the worst pickuplines you've used/heard?

here are the ones I can remember off the top of my head:

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, cooked, fried or fertilized?


I wish I were a pony-ride so you could pay 5cents and ride me all day





The one I use:
You believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?


will add some more if i cba sometime I remember em ^^
 
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StormriderX

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is that a ladder in your tights or is that the stairway to heaven

here's 10p - call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight

are your legs tired? cause you been running through my mind all night

Have you lost your virginity yet? Can I have the box it came in? o_0
 
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Stallion-

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haha good one arnor :clap: :clap:

ehm...

I mean...

The last one... love at first sight...
yummie... Vodka shall I?
 
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StormriderX

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(Use finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 
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-Dreama-

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Anyone else find this very sad? Not on Vodka, but the gimps who can't seem to get a date?
Vodka, you're a pretty girl, but sweety, next time, post a pic of the fat girl next door ok, you won't get a box full of drool waiting for you!
 
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Tyka

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Yes, thank god dreama you said that, now i know im not the only one lol

Not the right place to seek attention and all, imo ;)
 
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Tyka

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Btw nm what i said, vodka u r teh sexiest girl alive !"#!"¤!"%!#
 
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Arnor

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Originally posted by VodkaFairy
Haha I fooled you all..

I'm not 16, actually I'm 46. Here is my real pic, just wanted to feel young again.. sorry if I hurt anyone..

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00277.htm


LOL

thanks tyka :wub: luv you :)

and yes I would like it if you liked me as person and not as a "sexy woman" k? :( :p
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never said I liked you :p

just commented you twice on your eexcellent looks ;)

for all I know you could be mean&controlling etc etc etc (not that i've gotten that impression, just throwing it up in the air like a suggestion :eek: )



edit: hot DAMN, didnt see the pic the first time around :D
not ruling out the possibility of you/her being nice, but DAMN that one got smacked by the ugly-log :p
 
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VodkaFairy

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Don't think people are ugly most of the time but -that-.. omg !!
 
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skyrie

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Lol the fuck... Any1 can get a date, but seemingly few of the people posting here cba to go get one ;P
 
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Exiled

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i said i liked ya as your lil luri in leather :) your looks are just a bonus :)
 
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VodkaFairy

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Originally posted by Exiled
i said i liked ya as your lil luri in leather :) your looks are just a bonus :)
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good luri :whip:

lol
 
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Aussie-

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i suggest you guys go check the other side of your bedroomdoor
 
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Exiled

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why aussie ? apparently you go bright red and start to stutter when ever your near a girl, so shes safe from you aint she :) anywho leave ikkle midget alone
 
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Mageling

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Look, its a girl!!!

Tsk.. tsk... tsk, and these fools can’t even blame the alcohol.
 
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Exiled

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i think some of the mids can :) but not the hibs or albs
 
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Novamir

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Re: Look, its a girl!!!

Originally posted by Mageling
Tsk.. tsk... tsk, and these fools can’t even blame the alcohol.
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Trust you to not be interested by a good looking girl :rolleyes:
 
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Mageling

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Girls are for boys

Originally posted by Novamir
Trust you to not be interested by a good looking girl :rolleyes:
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True I prefer women, girls can’t handle as much, you know less experience and such. Ahhh, that’s right, you don’t know. Let’s talk again when you stopped using the missionary, like every time.
Hmm...
Or is 'doggy' more 'common' among you gay ppl?
 
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