FAO TdC

[Will]

Empty your inbox ffs.

 

[Mazling]

If by 'inbox' you mean 'botty', then I'm afraid it is in use atm, thank you.

 

[Ch3tan]

Omg Glen mod abuse ffs! etc.

 

[TdC]

lol sorry


don't worry guys, it's just that Will has a "new" "thing" that he wants to "show" me for "various undisclosed reasons"

 

[Wij]

*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

 

[TdC]

*duck*

 

[Lazarus]

mmmm....feathers......

 

[TdC]

*cluck*

 

[Ch3tan]

You want it to sound all exciting and sexy, but you know its just some bike thing he wants to show you. No zips or feathers, just saddle burn.

 

[Will]

It could be a new tattoo, or a new piercing. Or another exciting scar.

 

[Ch3tan]

See now, the piercing or tattoo you should just post here. I fail to see how a scar could be exciting though -unless you gained it by choosing option one in the moral dilema thread

 

[Will]

I have a scar caused by something very similar...scratch marks across my back. They are about 10 years old, so I guess I've got them for life.

 

[TdC]

I have such scars on my chest, though not as kinky sadly. they were caused by a cat I was holding being frightened by an oaf (who was my friend at the time). it launched off my chest perpendicu...perpendica...parallel to the ground :/









edit: checked just now. I'd love to say that my manly chest-pelt obscures them but they've just faded with age

 

[TdC]

speaking of cats...how's the world-destroying velociraptor?

 

[Ch3tan]

Will made Jurassic park in scotland?

 

[TdC]

no, he shares his space with a cat who doesn't particularly care that Will is 50x bigger than it is and thus attacks his toes when he's not looking

 

[Will]

Milkshake (real name Velociraptor the bloodthirsty destroyer of worlds the 47th) is just as stupid as ever. Milkshake is a very appropriate name, since she is white and thick.

 

[TdC]

if you throw her in the freezer it will be even more apt

 

[xane]

What ! Someone has a new cat and we didn't get the mandatory kitten pics ?

 

[Will]

She's nine, so not exactly a kitten. I might be able to dig out some photos tonight.

 

[Wij]

*bump*