FAO Jupitus & Schaeffer & anyone else who wants to pop in.

[Rubric]

Now i wonder if jup has slept in,
Not being here is a sin,
I hope hes allright,
Maybe it is fright,
Or that hes sleeping with kin.

 

[old.tRoG]

Oh, just shut the fuck up.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Oh, just shut the fuck up.

Ah jealous of my new skill,
Just take a little chill pill,
You dont like my seed?
Then dont click & read,
Coz ive not yet had my fill.

 

[gengi]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Oh, just shut the fuck up.

Minimalist rhyme,
shocking in profanity,
bed time zebedee.

Later

 

[Rubric]

Haikus I can do
My talent has no end see.
Be very afraid.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Haikus are very fun.
Five seven and five.
not that hard to do.

 

[Rubric]

Teh Seels effort sucks,
We expect better from him,
Maybe no talent.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seel does no Haiku,
Seel writes confusing text here,
no need for other.

 

[gengi]

Haiku is too easy, mayhap,
and limericks are not really crap,
so look to your poets,
and let them all know it,
there efforts are worth a good clap.


Later

 

[Rubric]

They are too easy by far,
Unless you where a nice bra,
Yes too hard for girls,
Makes there brain do swirls,
Time to leg it to the car.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Brinx
Headache now induced
Asprin not being much use
A mallet better

Brinx bending the Haiku rule,
Although i think hes quite cool,
He deserves respect,
hes the mod elect,
Get him on a pedastool.

 

[Brinx]

Headache now induced
Asprin not being much use
A mallet better

 

[Brinx]

Rubric in timewarp
My posts are always perfect
As edit button

 

[Cyradix]

When will the prince of shadows show
Maybe he thinks his limericks will blow
Perhaps he has fled
To his little shed
And is waiting for inspiration to grow


First attempt, don't laugh please

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Brinx
Rubric in timewarp
My posts are always perfect
As edit button

Blatant abuse of your power,
Brinx your a naughty flower,
I say "Well I never"
Thought you were clever,
All though i will not be sour.

 

[andyr00barb]

My day at work is at last done
I did desperately try to have fun
I ended up snoring
Cos things were too boring
The highlight of my day a cream bun

 

[Rubric]

A newbie enters the fray,
Stay a while you too can play,
Id just like to say,
First efforts ok,
But to me you still con grey.

 

[Jonaldo]

It's taken a few rhymes to show me
your verse is still that of a lowbie.
Please don't have a fit,
you just have to admit.
You're an Ewok and I'm Ben Kenobi.

 

[Rubric]

When i don't follow the rule,
The flamers do indeed drool,
So how come that you,
Do as you did do,
But people still think your cool.

 

[Jonaldo]

It seems this has got out of hand.
Limericks have become somewhat bland.
But y'all should not fear
for Omniscieous is here.
That is of course if I'm not banned

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Omniscieous
It seems this has got out of hand.
Limericks have become somewhat bland.
But y'all should not fear
for Omniscieous is here.
That is of course if I'm not banned

Your rhyming is so sublime,
But your limericks lack time,
Go check out the rule,
It helps to look cool,
If you dont its just a crime.

 

[Jonaldo]

Don't take what I take too serious,
Of late I've been quite, quite delirious.
I mean you no harm,
it's just more posts to farm.
I'm known to be somewhat Imperious.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Do not fear,
For Dillinja is here,
I'm making this rhyme,
To kill some time,
Now it's time to... Leave.

 

[andyr00barb]

The masters all seem filled with dread
To add one more rhyme to this thread
So alb, mid or hib
Show off your glib
Else this thread'll surely wind up dead

 

[Rubric]

I wait for Jup to appear,
For it is he who has fear,
I demand to know,
Oh where did he go,
Im way out in the clear.