Fao: Haggypoo

[Vladamir]

post a pic of it !

p.s Not outty christening the bakc seat ! i'll watch him do that tomorrow

Just sorted my new phone out to download the picture from, so here it is ;

http://img494.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fiesta012mg.jpg

P.s - Didn't want to bump an old thread, qq etc

 

[orlyyarly]

looks like a car to me, ney a phone

 

[Vladamir]

looks like a car to me, ney a phone

Fu!. Edit rox you

 

[Ezteq]

hmm tbh send it back its crooked and defying the laws of gravity!!!

 

[tris-]

not only did u not censor the reg number, you also took a photo of a very ugly car

oh sorry was it yours?!

no really, i think it looks horrible? wtf r those headlights and it has the same shape as skoda fabia.

but hey just imo ofc, im sure you love it

 

[Vladamir]

not only did u not censor the reg number, you also took a photo of a very ugly car

oh sorry was it yours?!

no really, i think it looks horrible? wtf r those headlights and it has the same shape as skoda fabia.

but hey just imo ofc, im sure you love it

I love it

 

[Haggus]

Very nice Now post pic of you !

Btw, how much was it? and how many miles etc?

 

[Raven]

and you nip around town in it? wheres your real car?


ofc i am only joking, its a fine example of eastern block enginearing.



:edit OH! its a ford.

 

[Dandare]

It's a very nice motor Vlad, always loved my Fords until the ex-wife took my Focus
But, but, no alloys from an Essex boy omg lol

 

[Lollersausage]

I give him 4 weeks before he's zooming outside some secondary school with all the charvs, blasting his rave music to em all, through his low down tinted windows! Don't forget his 30 inch exhaust to make a big VROOOOM!

 

[Infanity]

I give him 4 weeks before he's zooming outside some secondary school with all the charvs, blasting his rave music to em all, through his low down tinted windows! Don't forget his 30 inch exhaust to make a big VROOOOM!

Na!

The big VROOOM is the fat slag in the back of the car who already has 3 children, Aha made it 4.

The "tinted" windows means the tramp doesnt know what a car wash is. The rave music ? Probably the window wipers not working properly ( N-S-N-S-N-S)

 

[Outlander]

I wants to have sex with you mr flash car man

 

[Haggus]

Mine flasher



XDD

 

[Mikah75]

Mine flasher



XDD

rofl rofl... <breathes> oh god i hope it isnt who honestly would step in that

 

[Haggus]

rofl rofl... <breathes> oh god i hope it isnt who honestly would step in that

Oi! Don't dis the car, some people actually drive them. I don't but some people see things in them cars non others do. So no need to dis the car ! it roxx

 

[Vladamir]

I wants to have sex with you mr flash car man

In your FACE Hagguscnut! D

I give him 4 weeks before he's zooming outside some secondary school with all the charvs, blasting his rave music to em all, through his low down tinted windows! Don't forget his 30 inch exhaust to make a big VROOOOM!

Actually i have windows down, fourth gear doing 30 with Led zeppelin blasting out :<. Gotta conserve the petrol since it's money out of my wallet

It's a very nice motor Vlad, always loved my Fords until the ex-wife took my Focus
But, but, no alloys from an Essex boy omg lol

Can't afford/be arsed to change it

 

[Haggus]

4th gear doing 30, so bad for the car.

And... me and outty just did it in the back of my Robin, ner ner !

Led Zeplin suxx also

Post a pic of you btw

Vlad is a cnut. Put that in your sig bitch.

 

[tris-]

why didnt you get an impreza instead

im telling u its not a fucking chavs car!

and if a chav can afford £20k to buy one, the benefits system has a lot to answer for!

ah so sweet the imprezza is. vvrrr, vvvrrrrr, vvvrrrrr, VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM, NNNGGGG VOOORRRRROOOOOM.

big sexy golden wheels, deep blue paint.

ahh good times (i got all this from GT on the PSX )

 

[Vladamir]

4th gear doing 30, so bad for the car.

And... me and outty just did it in the back of my Robin, ner ner !

Led Zeplin suxx also

Post a pic of you btw

Vlad is a cnut. Put that in your sig bitch.

1. It is? oO. I thought it was more efficient petrol use, manages about 2k revs at 30 in 4th Oo

2. Lies!

3. More lies!

4. Next party i will :d

5. My LW quote rox yours

 

[Haggus]

1. It is? oO. I thought it was more efficient petrol use, manages about 2k revs at 30 in 4th Oo

2. Lies!

3. More lies!

4. Next party i will :d

5. My LW quote rox yours

1. Yes, laboring the engine. What chav drives the speed limit anyway ?

2. I got a picture

3. No

4. You must have one lying around somewere.

5. lies. it sucks....

 

[Mikah75]

jesus.. get a room!:eek2:

 

[Haggus]

why wanna watch ?

 

[Mikah75]

depends what vlad my babeh looks like irl... if he's horrible then no as you are so wouldnt get turned on in the slightest

 

[Ezteq]

bah tbh any car is better than no car (if you dont like busses that is) so i'll not take the piss cos *puts on butthead voice* guyth with carth are cool!

 

[Vladamir]

1. Yes, laboring the engine. What chav drives the speed limit anyway ?

It's a pretty well patrolled area around my school thanks to the chavs getting some attention about something

It's not labouring the engine at 2k revs surely though?. I mean going at <1.5k revs yeah it's labouring it, change gear at ~3k revs, don't bother going up to 4 while i'm wearing it in .

 

[Haggus]

lol, so really driving at 2k revs your not actually driviing the car just crusing. Not saying thats bad but 2k revs is bad. You don't circulate the oil enough and if you got shit in your petrol it doesn't get pumped out.

Not saying speeding is good but cars wernt built for 30mph roads. They need driving, getting to high revs etc.

No rev counter in my car just change gear from 2nd to 3rd at 30.. tis a 1.1

theres no right way to drive a car, run the car abit and if you notice a liquid dropping from the exuaghust then you not driving the car enough and can damage some shit etc. Clear that engline I say.

Also good perspective to drive fast!

 

[tris-]

i drive mine this way -

0-15 1st gear
15-30 2nd gear
then pop in 3rd

you dont drive over the limit, but u can accelrate like a mofo and feel the rush!

 

[Vladamir]

lol, so really driving at 2k revs your not actually driviing the car just crusing. Not saying thats bad but 2k revs is bad. You don't circulate the oil enough and if you got shit in your petrol it doesn't get pumped out.

Not saying speeding is good but cars wernt built for 30mph roads. They need driving, getting to high revs etc.

No rev counter in my car just change gear from 2nd to 3rd at 30.. tis a 1.1

theres no right way to drive a car, run the car abit and if you notice a liquid dropping from the exuaghust then you not driving the car enough and can damage some shit etc. Clear that engline I say.

Also good perspective to drive fast!

Hmm fair point. Although high revs atm = bad. Gotta wear in all the parts as it's brand new, revving the bastard does nothing but harm for it :x.

 

[orlyyarly]

ffs dont hurt it vlad!!! it did nothing to you!!!!!!! jsut leave its lovely lady bumps alone k!

 

[orlyyarly]

oooh tris grats 5 blobs