FAO Cronn : Zerg 3000

[Apathy]

I wrote the entire thing for YOU! Powered only by hairgel and underaged girl groupies.

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One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went to Fort Sauvage to find out if it was
One of those rowdy guildies
Stood there was my buffbot called Ambulance
And a Flux Capacitor

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah... he said...

I've been to the Zerg 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived in Dun Crimthainn
And the great, great, great mana chanter
Is fucking useless (is fucking useless)

He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
RvR guilds and another one and another one ... and another one!
Triple breasted mooses run around Briefine... totally hairy!

We drove around in a time machine,
Like the one in the film I've seen..
Yeah yeah ... he said...

I've been to the Zerg 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived in Dun Crimthainn
And the great, great, great mana chanter
Is fucking useless (is fucking useless)

I took a trip to the Zerg 3000
Dun Crimthainn was covered in buffbot cum
Everybody there was there from Albion
Treniel was molested by Michael Jackson
I took a trip to the Year 3000,
Hibernia whinged and told our mum,
Everybody bought Veil Recovery, Veil Recovery, Veil Recovery

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen,
Yeah yeah... he said...

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[Novamir]

Seek help. Seek it now.

 

[sorusi]

lol

 

[StormriderX]

...

 

[Garnet]

k uke:

 

[optical-]

looks like the hairgel infected your brain.

 

[Cronn]

That was Pretty Fine Apathy.

 

[geldor]

lol that was great grats to u

 

[Carlos Bananos]

LOL




for you that dont know, song is Busted - Year 3000, gr8 song ;D

 

[stinkie]

Told you debuffing kills brain cells but would you listen..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Amadon]

started off well but you seemed to lose inspiration near the end

oh well.. it's good for an Alb

 

[MesS°]

Hehe good one Apathy...

 

[Apathy]

Originally posted by Amadon
started off well but you seemed to lose inspiration near the end

Erm...I can't say the original material I had to work with was of a very high calibre.

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[Amadon]

Originally posted by Apathy
Erm...I can't say the original material I had to work with was of a very high calibre.

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very good point, in this light I have to bow down to your supreme artistic brilliance

 

[Apathy]

/flex

Well, you can imagine how dismayed I am to have just found out that Charlie Of The Hair is...17. FFS...one poke of his hole and I'm going to get busted by the rozzers.

http://www.busted.com/ Lame.

http://www.busted.com/julie.swf I bet if you "rolled over" Charlie's face he'd actually turn out to be a 38 year old cocained-up record exec with a thing for Japanese schoolgirls.

Ooer.

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[benedictine]

Apa its too late to help you

I don't fear for your sanity.... I wave it a fond farewell

 

[Jiggs]

please speak to these guys

 

[Ambulance]

Apathy, i wub joo :wub:



Dont listen to them apathy, youre the most sane person i know. But then i have no windows or doors in my room and my crayon has worn out on this soft padded wallpaper they use here.....

 

[Apathy]

GIVE CRAYON!

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   _____         (#########)
  /     \       (#########)    |\/\/\/|     /\ /\  /\               /\
\/\/     |      (#########)    |      |     | V  \/  \---.    .----/  \----.
 |  (o)(o)       (o)(o)(##)    |      |      \_        /       \          /
 C   .---_)    ,_C     (##)    | (o)(o)       (o)(o)  <__.   .--\ (o)(o) /__.
  | |.___|    /____,   (##)    C      _)     _C         /     \     ()     /
  |  \__/       \     (#)       | ,___|     /____,   )  \      >   (C_)   <
  /_____\        |    |         |   /         \     /----'    /___\____/___\
 /_____/ \       OOOOOO        /____\          ooooo             /|    |\
/         \     /      \      /      \        /     \           /        \

  Strondor         Manbulance    Eggy            Alithiel            Apathy

ASCII shall own all non-lovers of Busted! PRETTY NICE!

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[ab_fluid]

Originally posted by Apathy
GIVE CRAYON!

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                     (#########)
                    (#########)
                   (#########)
                  (########)
   _____         (#########)
  /     \       (#########)    |\/\/\/|     /\ /\  /\               /\
\/\/     |      (#########)    |      |     | V  \/  \---.    .----/  \----.
 |  (o)(o)       (o)(o)(##)    |      |      \_        /       \          /
 C   .---_)    ,_C     (##)    | (o)(o)       (o)(o)  <__.   .--\ (o)(o) /__.
  | |.___|    /____,   (##)    C      _)     _C         /     \     ()     /
  |  \__/       \     (#)       | ,___|     /____,   )  \      >   (C_)   <
  /_____\        |    |         |   /         \     /----'    /___\____/___\
 /_____/ \       OOOOOO        /____\          ooooo             /|    |\
/         \     /      \      /      \        /     \           /        \

  Strondor         Manbulance    Eggy            Alithiel            Apathy

ASCII shall own all non-lovers of Busted! PRETTY NICE!

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lmfao thats awesome

 

[Hatt]

Originally posted by Novamir
Seek help. Seek it now.

Ey first comment from you that i like.

 

[Apathy]

That's just Nova's codephrase, meaning "Meat me around behind the chip shop.".

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[Aeiedil]

and people say i have too much time on my hands....

 

[Apathy]

A difference exists between "having too much time" and "being so fast that the amount of time available is unimportant".

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[alithiel50]

I'm not sure whether to be offended or to laugh that Apathy can compare himself to Maggie, who we never hear speak....

 

[Apathy]

She sucks as much as I do though.

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[alithiel50]

That's a fair comment....

 

[Apathy]

My stupendous healing powers as a friar, though, are more familiar with your ass than you are.

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[alithiel50]

You leave my ass out of this... before I have to take out a restraining order to prevent you from being within 50 yards of it!

 

[Felakin]

He he nice one Apathy! Give us more please