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Wonk

Can't get enough of FH
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Got a few questions for you guys :touch:

Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
Can you smell your own socks from up there?
Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?

:eek:
 

CorNokZ

Currently a stay at home dad
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Got a few questions for you guys :touch:

1) Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
2) Can you smell your own socks from up there?
3) Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
4) Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
5) Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
6) Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
7) Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
8) Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?

:eek:

1) No! But who sits in front anyway?
2) Yes! Eww :x
3) I have a duvet.. Who sleeps in sleeping bags anyway besides boy scouts?
4) Mostly yes..
5) No I look down on them
6) Just step over them, it's easier than crawling
7) If I jump, yes
8) I only bow down to people superior to me, which means no one !!
 

tris-

Failed Geordie and Parmothief
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corpnux shouldnt be a valid name jumble imo. its using letters not found in cornokz!
 

CorNokZ

Currently a stay at home dad
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Who started this whole "let's miss spell CorNokZ's name" thing anyway? :(
 

tris-

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wonk no doubt. hes one crazy mother fucker.

he left me a message on xbl using a robotic arnie voice!
 

Wonk

Can't get enough of FH
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wonk no doubt. hes one crazy mother fucker.

he left me a message on xbl using a robotic arnie voice!

Y-O-U A-R-E G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N

PS. Aren't you going to beat me in some game? or is your box just gathering dust? :|
 

tris-

Failed Geordie and Parmothief
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i cant afford xbl im afraid :p
if i can get a 48 hour code from somewhere i could race you on pgr3
 

tris-

Failed Geordie and Parmothief
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tbh i still use my box, mainly for demos and the last week streaming HD films
 

Lamp

Gold Star Holder!!
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OK :-

Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
No. My head is 30 feet wide.

Can you smell your own socks from up there?
No, my wife's stinky feet block out all other smells.

Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
I don't need sleep.

Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
I need a diagram before I can answer that.

Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
Only when taking them from behind.

Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
I usually step over them.

Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
Only if the blinds are up.

Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?
No. Planes have to go around me.
 

Ormorof

FH is my second home
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Got a few questions for you guys :touch:

Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
Can you smell your own socks from up there?
Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?

:eek:


1) no, well not unless they are super cool cinemas with lean back mode
2) oh yes, unfortunatly i can
3) no, sleeping bags are for pansies au naturale all the way
4) depends on the lady!
5) i havent been to the zoo since i was a wee child :(
6) occasionally it is possible, though i have hit my head on bridges it was cos some drunk staggered into me and i hit it on the side doh
7) if the curtains are open and you got a good angle you occasionally see some exciting stuff! (like people baking and stuff... seriously!)
8) yes, but thats because im scared of loud noises...

:cheers:

i was actually in a bar last night where all the doorframes were at my shoulder, even shorties had to duck for them, i was practically limboing around, was awesome
 

Heta

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I think it was you, by saying "why doesn't anyone spell my name right!" at one thread :D

You or cHodAX.

they are different people?

wth... here I been thinking they been the same one, just me never remembering how it was spelt
 

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