Fanny kicks!

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I've kicked Mystic G in the fanny. So there.
 

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When I found out Teedles was visiting Meg and Ch3t I saw it as a perfect excuse to get Meg kicked in his fanny by McPorno, there is a resulting quality picture somewhere. It is in my profile iirc.

Unfortunately Will did not kick Teedles in the fanny when he visited Will therefore removing any pension Will was entitled to from the Fanny Kick Corporation.
 

old.Tohtori

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I...umm...i...i don't know what this thread is about :(

Kicks in fannies? Fannies that kick you? Soviet fannies? Ilsa?
 

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Unfortunately Will did not kick Teedles in the fanny when he visited Will therefore removing any pension Will was entitled to from the Fanny Kick Corporation.

I am afraid that instead of kicking him in the fanny, I beasted him. I found this far more enjoyable.
 

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I...umm...i...i don't know what this thread is about :(

Kicks in fannies? Fannies that kick you? Soviet fannies? Ilsa?

Sorry. I had been out for a few vino's last night. The term ' fanny kick' is refered to alot on this forum and I was hoping for enlightenment as to what it is...who does it...does it hurt...do you have to have/ not have a fanny(!)... origins...etc etc
 

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Sorry. I had been out for a few vino's last night. The term ' fanny kick' is refered to alot on this forum and I was hoping for enlightenment as to what it is...who does it...does it hurt...do you have to have/ not have a fanny(!)... origins...etc etc

I'd kinda like to know too. It's like i'm missing on something big. Fanny related. And it's just wrong :eek:
 

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I believe its from being "kicked in the bollocks" only you are implying the person you are kicking is not actually a bloke...and thus the derived term...
 

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I believe its from being "kicked in the bollocks" only you are implying the person you are kicking is not actually a bloke...and thus the derived term...

Aaaah....

Was my first impression, then:

Not if you're American...

:(

You meanies! You jsut want to hog all the fannies!

About "getting kicked in the nether regino", one can't say for sure which is worse, men or women recieving it, but i've heard that it hurts like a motherf*cker still.

Women have more nerve-endings down there, men have balls.
 

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About "getting kicked in the nether regino", one can't say for sure which is worse, men or women recieving it, but i've heard that it hurts like a motherf*cker still.

Women have more nerve-endings down there, men have balls.

Balls hurt more. Men can actually be killed by a swift kick to the gonads. However women, apparently, can die from a huge blow to the tits!



We do need another smiley tho :fannykick: :)
 

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Aaaah....

Was my first impression, then:



:(

You meanies! You jsut want to hog all the fannies!

About "getting kicked in the nether regino", one can't say for sure which is worse, men or women recieving it, but i've heard that it hurts like a motherf*cker still.

Women have more nerve-endings down there, men have balls.

No A fanny in america is your arse...or Ass if you're american
 

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We do need another smiley tho :fannykick: :)

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Nice smiley!

Yes, that is why Americans refer to these god-awful things

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as fanny packs, whereas we call them bum bags.

In this country the fanny is a lady's front bottom :p
 

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The use of the word fanny when asking Teedles to kick meg in it was used because meg (who is actually a bloke) has testicles that look like a fanny*














*may be lies
 

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Hell, we had chocolate pudding named Fanny in Scandinavia while back :eek7:

Thought it couldn't be worse?

Also got vanilla pudding later :D
 

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I thought this was going to be a thread asking on a scale of 1-10 how painful it is for a girl to be kicked in her fanny.
 

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I thought this was going to be a thread asking on a scale of 1-10 how painful it is for a girl to be kicked in her fanny.

We could make it a thread asking on a scale of 1-10 how painful it is for a girl to be kicked in her fanny.
 

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However you define it, be sure to tell me where and when so I can immortalise it.
 

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Can Trem please go and kick the **** that made the Trojan.Win32.Mendorc.gen virus. Spent the last two days mopping up his shit and I've still got another computer to go. Grr.
 

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Wrong thread Toht, you want the booty one :D
 

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In America, Toht, yes.

I'd snap it.

England - fanny = front bottom

US - fanny = bottom
 

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I am afraid that instead of kicking him in the fanny, I beasted him. I found this far more enjoyable.
Pics or else "lies tbfh?".

Yes I know he's said it's true, but he can't be trusted... especially if you stand near him with your legs apart... in chet's house... in front of a camera...

:(
 

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