fancy dress help

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i need to dress as a mexican this evening but there is a couple things i dont have -

a sombrero (the one i have spans about 2 feet across, not really practical)
a poncho

i do have -

enough facial hair to create a long mustache

can anyone recommend further additions, or am i fucked? :(
 

Ezteq

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pfft just get a plastic bottle of some kind and write TEQUILA on it in big letters, no imagination!

also if you can draw one of those big cactuses with arms and then tape it to your back poking over your shoulder so it looks like its the scenery :D
 

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You have to work, while dressed like a Mexican!?? :eek7:

Are you a professional clown or some such? :)
 

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You have to work, while dressed like a Mexican!?? :eek7:

Are you a professional clown or some such? :)

there is a different theme at work each week and half the time i dont know how they expect people just to have stuff laying around for what ever random theme they think of next :/
 

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he's an assasin, he's been hired to take out that annoying kid off the old el paso dinner kit advert and has to sneak on set in cognito... (near Barnsley).

he is feared among assasins tbh "silent but violent" is his trademark (Oo) if you see him then your already dead mister!!
 

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well...

as its some kind of mexican theme you could Kill a friend, scrape his face off and put it on your own then get a Chainsaw... OMG you become Texas Chainsaw Masacre dude :) very mexican imo :)

Amphrax/Arauddry
 

Ezteq

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well...

as its some kind of mexican theme you could Kill a friend, scrape his face off and put it on your own then get a Chainsaw... OMG you become Texas Chainsaw Masacre dude :) very mexican imo :)

Amphrax/Arauddry


somehow i dont think you fully thought this through before you posted did you sweetie? :fluffle:
 

old.Tohtori

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The Sombrero needs to be big. Sounds cool.

Straight from Teh Seel Disguise Labs:

ponchozl2.jpg
 

tris-

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well im not sure you understand exactly how big :)
my mustache also looks a bit thicker irl. cheers for the poncho plan too, but we dont have any material going spare :(
 

old.Tohtori

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well im not sure you understand exactly how big :)
my mustache also looks a bit thicker irl. cheers for the poncho plan too, but we dont have any material going spare

Ah damn, well, hmm. Gotta see if i come up with something on the sombrero. One would be to cut out cardboard(round and shape it) and use the excess round part on the poncho thingy on it and a staplegun. Bit work, but should work.

There's always some extra canvas of some sort laying around. Or with neighbors. Friends.

Some colorful poop they don't need :D

ROFL !!!!!!
You've got all the answers :D

Nah, just the important ones :p
 

Nate

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Don't they attatch corks to there hats? Or is that Australia

Anyway, perfect time to bring this old picture back! Why don't you try it?! :O

FunnyPart-com-mexican.jpg


Don't you have a plastic gun + belt + cigar lying around?
 

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