fairy tale

[ilaya]

once upon a time there was a tortoise called Derek. Derek had been living a very boring life. He worked for the Post Office as a Postman. He had been getting a lot of complaints. Then one day he actually got to post a letter.. and as he was putting the letter through the letterbox.. the door opened. Derek was stunned. the most beautiful girl tortoise was before him. Her name was Mavis.. he knew that coz she was wearing a T-Shirt saying.. My Name Is Mavis.

Anyhoo.. they fell in love right there and then.. and they got married. Mavis even got pregnant. (GO ON DEREK!!! WOOOT!) *ahem*..

the big day arrived... the eggs where starting to hatch.. 179 little Derek and Mavis's emerged... but there was one egg that didnt hatch. Mavis and Derek were worried. for 2 days they stared at the last egg.. hoping it would hatch.. then one day... a crack! and another! Mavis and Derek where very excited! the egg broke in two.. when suddenly..

KISS MY SHINY LURIKEEN ASS! WTF U DOING KEEPING ME IN THERE U TITS?

it wasnt a tortoise at all.. it was me.. i was held prisoner against my will. but now im back.

thats my story anyhoo and im sticking to it. so if the police ask.. you will back me up yeah?

 

[Gargo]

hahahaha ilaya, you really are fucking nuts mate!

 

[Brack]

u still drunk ilaya?

 

[Ronso]

And so the legend of Ilaya continues ...

/as beware !

 

[Argyle_Avendale]

Lol, you're so fucked up....in a great way xD

 

[Acetylsalicylic]

Her name was Mavis.. he knew that coz she was wearing a T-Shirt saying.. My Name Is Mavis. ?

You sure it werent cause the envelope said To Ms Mavis Tortoise

 

[Everz]

LOL... what you on

 

[Mutoria]

haha xd

 

[Damnnationx]

master lvl 8 bg gave her perma daoc brain damage must be some new alb weapon

 

[angrysquirrel]

the real names of the tortoises were changed though right ?

 

[Vrisslar]

woohoo WB ilaya !

 

[Steffan-]

Lol, you're so fucked up....in a great way xD

kekeke Curou, give a good nights sleep

 

[Spankya]

Ah Ilaya, this is where you buggered off to then I've kindly been given an account and will be playing again soon, or atleast see how daoc is now days

Lost my bloody daoc CD's though, although I found earlier that I can get it off fileplanet as they are doing a promo atm. Will try it anyways. Have to change the update.ini I guess to the EU servers though.

Sadly dont have my old bard/hero/NS account anymore though...

 

[Auriel]

*grin*