Fahkin' Housemate.

[caLLous]

Just got home from work. I've been looking forward to a half-finished pizza I had in the fridge all night.

Picture the scene: I walk in the door, go straight to the fridge and find a note from my housemate saying he's eaten it because he "got a bit peckish". That fucker ate my pizza!

He's working at 8am, so I'm not gonna be a cunt and wake him up - but there'll be trouble tomorrow.

I'm about 17 different flavours of mad (and all sorts of hungry).

Grumble...

Edit: Effing marvellous, I have fish fingers in the freezer and fuck all else. I'm gonna have to stop being such a student at some point in the near future.

Mutter...

 

[Summo]

You need to get in earlier and join us on the BW Battlefield 1942 server (213.221.160.50:14567, chums!)

Am I cool?

 

[caLLous]

Summo is cool, guys.





caLLous is hungry, guys.

 

[Wilier]

I had Coco Pop clusters for breakfast. Now Im full.

 

[Trem]

Summo is not cool

Next time put some dog poop on the half finished pizza Cally, or just kick the living bejesus outta him, what a wanker.








You are quite cool Summo

 

[Embattle]

Fish fingers are lovely

 

[FatBusinessman]

Hey, this thread is really random.

Let's make it randommer.

 

[Sawtooth]

OOO a nice fishfinger sandwich with ketchup or perhaps TAR TAR source hmmm lovely...you whine too much. He did you a favour.

 

[Embattle]

OMG....how did you get a picture of Shocko in his evening wear

 

[gremlin]

Hurrah for randomness!

 

[Ono]

I had a ticket to watch Spurs play The MIGHTY VILLA!! today - but got roped into playing a match on Hackney Marshes instead.

 

[dysfunction]

**This is of an adult nature** - You have been warned

Perhaps this will brighten your day

FHM

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by dysfunction
**This is of an adult nature** - You have been warned

Perhaps this will brighten your day

FHM

 

[awaken]

lol, u should see what my student household lives on, one half, fiona and her gay bloke friend, live on luxurious stuff, like... umm.. frozen pizza, and the other half, myself and my best mate, live on sausages. We have worked out that we will have consumed a metric tonne of sausages by the end of university, or to put it another way, 1.9 miles when placed end to end.

 

[S-Gray]

heh Dys, bouncy!

 

[Shocko]

I estimate that 35% of my diet consists of Sausages.

Speaking of them, i think i best go and check on them now, incase they burn :uhoh:

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by awaken
We have worked out that we will have consumed a metric tonne of sausages by the end of university, or to put it another way, 1.9 miles when placed end to end.

And who says students have nothing to do with their time?

 

[Mellow-]

Now we know why they have maths questions like "If ben bought 7 sausages at 4" long a piece and laid them on the floor, how frickin long would it be?"

 

[Shocko]

28... You're not very good at coming up with challenging questions are you?

 

[Mellow-]

It was supposed to be an example of a question for young children to work on. Nevermind.

Don't you feckin' roll your eyes at me again, ya hear!

 

[pcg79]

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Embattle
Fish fingers are lovely

Fish fingers + chips = teh yum,
Fish fingers + mashed potato = teh yum,
Fish fingers + just about any potato product = teh yum,
Fish fingers + nothing = teh yuck.

 

[djpringle]

Originally posted by caLLous

Fish fingers + chips = teh yum,
Fish fingers + mashed potato = teh yum,
Fish fingers + just about any potato product = teh yum.

But only if you have baked beans with them, peas just won't do.

 

[caLLous]

Peas only work with ketchup or gravy, otherwise they're just pants. And, yes, beans work well too. My point still stands that fish fingers on their own are 'orrible, though.

 

[dysfunction]

Only eat Peas with mashed potato!

...cos you can glue them together with the mash and they stay on the fork!!







PS: Peter Sellers is the king of comedy!!!!

 

[PR.]

I find Fish Fingers are like Milk and those Finders Breadcrumb Pancakes with the sauce and ham chunks.

If you concentrate on what they taste like you realise they taste like soggy dog crap

Go on try it!

Drink half a pint of milk and concentrate on the taste its awful, you might not even be able to finish it

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Milk is fantastic.

I drink a few pints of it a day, probably why I've never managed to break any bones despite the opportunity being there loads of times.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
Milk is fantastic.

I drink a few pints of it a day, probably why I've never managed to break any bones despite the opportunity being there loads of times.

Milk is great when you're as monged as I am.

















Scooba is going to kill me for that, I just know it. "AHEAEHAEHA I R TEH STOENEED" etc. Btw scoobs is the Papua New Guinea remix album any good? And is ISDN any good for that matter?

 

[Shocko]

I don't like milk myself... I can never tell when it's gone off, so i get all paranoid and basically only use it the day it's been bought on. I haven't drank any, or used any, for around 8months, and then i very rarely used it.

I don't like fish either... Can't stand it. Plus, finding bones in it really puts me off it(same with all food that has small bones in it).

I don't like proccessed chicken for some reason. I know my dislike of it is well founded though, because i don't eat it that often. I stopped eating it after i started feeling really awful a couple of times after eating it... Not purposfully, but i just didn't feel like it. A month or 2 later, i decided that i should have some chicken dipper things, so i did, and i've rarely felt so ill in my life. I also don't like chicken in a roast dinner either, or with salad. It's fine at first, but gradually, the chicken starts to taste stringy, until i find myself unable to swallow it, at which point chewing it makes me feel really ill.

I guess i'm a picky eater

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by caLLous

Fish fingers + chips = teh yum,
Fish fingers + mashed potato = teh yum,
Fish fingers + just about any potato product = teh yum,
Fish fingers + nothing = teh yuck.

Fish finger sandwich with Ketchup