factzoids!

[Ezteq]

I want to be a crossbreed of Dolphin/Human, Pig and Lion then!!!

i seem to recall something about lions having barbed penises, would your cross breed have this and if so would tcp and sticking plasters be provided for the post coitus fixus clamus?

 

[Congax]

Ez...

wtf?!

 

[Bahumat]

The lion has sex for about 5 seconds iirc, thats how they do it so much.

Still, thats 5 times longer than Nate!

 

[Bahumat]

I want to be a crossbreed of Dolphin/Human, Pig and Lion then!!!

Like this?

Fear my MS Paint Skillz

 

[Hawkwind]

The lion has sex for about 5 seconds iirc, thats how they do it so much.

Still, thats 5 times longer than Nate!

Maybe you two should use more KY next time

Pigs do enjoy sex. Its the reason they are considered tainted meat by Jewish and Muslims religions.

 

[Nate]

The lion has sex for about 5 seconds iirc, thats how they do it so much.

Still, thats 5 times longer than Nate!

Since when did I last that long? ;o That would be like a personal best!

Anyway you said you like it hard and fast! I deliver baby!!