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Ezteq

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Got this email today and it made me chuckle a bit, its not great but its not bad, its probably old but so am i so pass the scones and do some learnin!

Interesting Facts!



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
(and God love that pig!)


the previous facts may or may not be true, as a poster of general incomprehensable bollocks i take no responsibility for anything...ever


except for accedentally stepping on that spider whilst trying to shepherd it out the door the other day, for that i take full responsibility and am deeply sorry.
 

eksdee

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Jeros

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On average sex with jeros lasts 30 seconds.....
 

Blackjack

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The shittiest animal in the world is infact the sea cucumber. Not only is it ugly, nasty and a silly name, but when it moves to adulthood, it eats its own brain. It can expell it's own organs AND it breaths through its ass.

Pfizer patented a drug that cures premature female orgasm (An all too common problem...)
 

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During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!

In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
 

eksdee

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
 

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You gonna look as sexy as that in your next life Ezziebabeh?
 

Overdriven

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING


Just.... No.
 

Levin

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I'm going to die 9 years before everyone else! :(
 

Ezteq

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lol next time someone calls me babe theyre getting a look

not sre about it being the shittest animal in the world (i think blackies cucumber won that award Oo) but the antikinas (say it as its written dont know if that is the right spelling) literally shags its self to death.

The male has soo much sex during its first and only mating season it dies and all male antikinas's die after ther breed because they exhaust themselves mating with so many females then guarding (and fighting) them to make sure their sperm has a good chance.

Also (this is all curtesy of a great show on c5 the other day) the male polar bear has a bone in his penis, when he finally finds a female the bone is used to stimulate her in to ovulating, which makes sense tbh because you think of the vast space between bears and how if the females only came in to season occasionally and theres no males about well... its a bit pointless really... however during sex the male has to work it baby soooo hard to get the female to ovulate he actually snaps his bone!!! (omg omg i know my sympathy penis was aching when i saw this) poor guy!!
 

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In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

That piece of crap fact, irritated the shit out of me...

Wait, let me make up some more:

In space, astronauts cannot shit properly, because there is no gravity, the shit floats up their faces!

In spare, astronauts cannot walk properly, because there is no gravity, they float around!

Omg!
 

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

thats wrong. seen it on a attenbrough nature documentary. the head doesnt have to be wripped off.
 

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In space, only Vlad can hear you scream. Fact.
 

Ezteq

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thats wrong. seen it on a attenbrough nature documentary. the head doesnt have to be wripped off.

i did say i didnt write these they were sent to me in an email... it doesnt work as well for the comedy value though if you say that although the male has its head ripped off there are several nerve centers throughout its body which ensure that in the absence of a head the body will find its way round the femal and copulate with it until sperm is deposited (i seem to be saying sperm a lot in this thread tbh) then it detatches its self from the female and wanders off (headless) until all the nerve stations in its body realise its actually dead, i think thats prolly a bit too specific and long winded for a joke imo
 

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i did say i didnt write these they were sent to me in an email... it doesnt work as well for the comedy value though if you say that although the male has its head ripped off there are several nerve centers throughout its body which ensure that in the absence of a head the body will find its way round the femal and copulate with it until sperm is deposited (i seem to be saying sperm a lot in this thread tbh) then it detatches its self from the female and wanders off (headless) until all the nerve stations in its body realise its actually dead, i think thats prolly a bit too specific and long winded for a joke imo

its still wrong though :p
he doesnt have to have his head bitten off for copulation to start. its likely his head is bitten off, but there is instinct there and the mantis body automatically whips the cock out and positions it.
he can stay with his head attached, fuck the female mantis and try escape.
 

Ezteq

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its still wrong though :p
he doesnt have to have his head bitten off for copulation to start. its likely his head is bitten off, but there is instinct there and the mantis body automatically whips the cock out and positions it.
he can stay with his head attached, fuck the female mantis and try escape.

twistwam read what i said

Originally Posted by Ezteq
i did say i didnt write these they were sent to me in an email... it doesnt work as well for the comedy value though if you say that although the male has its head ripped off there are several nerve centers throughout its body which ensure that in the absence of a head the body will find its way round the femal and copulate with it until sperm is deposited (i seem to be saying sperm a lot in this thread tbh) then it detatches its self from the female and wanders off (headless) until all the nerve stations in its body realise its actually dead, i think thats prolly a bit too specific and long winded for a joke imo

i didnt say he has to have it ripped off (if you want to be reeeally picky though it doesnt actually get ripped off at all it gets eaten slowly... usually eyes first, there a yummy image blah) for copulation to start and i have seen footage where the male does have some of his head remaining when he begins intercourse (however by the end of it he usually won't be needing to make any more appointments at the local hair dressers... ever again), but unless the female is asleep this it usually what happens so its kind of a moot point and (i could be wrong on this bit) i believe that the devouring of the head actually helps sustain the female through the first stages of gestation.

now get your kit off and come back to bed... this has given me some ideas :sex:
 

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twistwam read what i said



=i believe that the devouring of the head actually helps sustain the female through the first stages of gestation.

now get your kit off and come back to bed... this has given me some ideas :sex:

great now i have an erection :(
 

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I want to be a cross-breed of a lion and a pig my next life...

with 50 times sex pr day with 30 minuts orgasmes it comes out to 25 hours orgasme a day, donate 1 hour to charity and feel good 24/7, NICE! :D
 

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i thought only dolphins and humans got enjoyment from orgasm?
 

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Another cross-breed?

Plz?

This calls for one man! One desperate species of the human being! One who is willing to sacrifice himself just 'to get some!'


GAMAH, WHERE ART THOU?!
 

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This calls for one man! One desperate species of the human being! One who is willing to sacrifice himself just 'to get some!'


GAMAH, WHERE ART THOU?!

By instinct, all males would not hesitate to do anything that would bring them in a state of enjoyable orgasme 24/7.... unfortunatly we have these brains handicapping us!
 

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