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Calaen

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ok so heres the scene, I am sitting at work and its been about 12 days since I started this silly Wankathon with the Old one :p I have an erection now this is not strange in its self because I always get them.

ok heres the thing I just sneezed when I had this raging hard on and almost split myself in 2, jesus it brought tears to my eyes.
 

cHodAX

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ROFL! Let me get this straight, you haven't had a wank for 12 days now? If that is right then you must be about ready to explode :p
 

Calaen

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cHodAX said:
ROFL! Let me get this straight, you haven't had a wank for 12 days now? If that is right then you must be about ready to explode :p

No wank or sexing for 12 days.
 

Calaen

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first few days were the hardest by far I think. Now its just trying to control the urges, the last thing I want is to be turned on to the point of soaking my boxers :p
 

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Calaen said:
first few days were the hardest by far I think. Now its just trying to control the urges, the last thing I want is to be turned on to the point of soaking my boxers :p

I started, then my gf came round 20 min later..mission failed :(
 

Ezteq

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rofl excellant! thats it im taking my pepper jar and heading off the the nearest monestry, forget cow tipping im going monk exploading!!!
 

lilmissnaughty

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/em makes mental note to add this technique to the list of cruel and unusual tortures to use on the menfolks
 

tris-

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on the topic of the penis and sneezing..

anyone get the problem where if you sneeze, it sometimes hurts your cock at the bit between your ass and the sack?
 

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Calaen said:
ok heres the thing I just sneezed when I had this raging hard on and almost split myself in 2, jesus it brought tears to my eyes.
i get that:p was chatting to outie couple if weeks ago and a tear ran down my face after

think tris is broken!
 

tris-

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well teh pain it gives, im not sure if it really is that painful or its enjoyable :/
 

Calaen

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tris- said:
on the topic of the penis and sneezing..

anyone get the problem where if you sneeze, it sometimes hurts your cock at the bit between your ass and the sack?

I get that must be northern :p It is the same feeling if you have been barfing for days and you have nothing left to give kinda like a cramp off your arse :p
 

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