Rant F*cking gay parades and f*cking thai people and f*ck the police

[fettoken]

Today i went out to buy some quality kebab at a place a few blocks away and over the main street. But apparently, the place is run down with police fences, people blocking and a thick gay parade.. so crossing the street is out of the question. Then i decide to go in a random direction and find myself a Thai takeaway establishment open. I go inside and pay with my card as i usually do, but this bitch is useless and can't seem to get my card to work.

Unsure about if the credit balance has reached zero, i take off home and secretly swear at gays, Thai ppl and polices while on a empty stomach. When i get home, i check my card balance and there IS money to be had. Lesson learnt: Cash is king, and so would secretly slipping a teargas canister in a crowd to get past them!

/Rant off

 

[Lamp]

quality+kebab

These 2 words don't go together in England. Unless you're drunk in which case a tramp's sock soaked in badger semen would taste just as good.

 

[old.Tohtori]

A biggot, a racist and an anarcist in one package

Cash rules, cards suck donkey testiesweat.

There's never a "weird issue since it worked ealier" with cash.

 

[Huntingtons]

cash is indeed king.

 

[fettoken]

A biggot, a racist and an anarcist in one package

I just don't like parades

P.s. No need to put infractions on me, i'm h0nourable.

 

[echome]

Life is tough indeed...

 

[CorNokZ]

We have gay week and gay olympics at the same time here in copenhagen..

"We don't wanna be treated any different than other people, but give us a week full of gay parades and olympics because we're special!"

If I suggested a straight parade I'd get stoned for being homofobic! But because you like fucking other men's assholes or licking other girls' ****s you should have a whole week to celebrate!

Okay I get it! You're a homosexual and that's fine, but why do you need to prance around in nothing but glittering hot pants along with hundreds of other men? Do that in your bedroom ffs!

in b4 toht's random shitstorm of "rightness"

 

[Overdriven]

These 2 words don't go together in England. Unless you're drunk in which case a tramp's sock soaked in badger semen would taste just as good.

Lies. Kebabs pwn. Though, I have one every 3 months or so. Probably tonight as I have no food left (or KFC/McDonalds)