Ezteq busted by the newspapers

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Ananova - Cabinet for girl who wanted 'Cab, init?'

Cabinet for girl who wanted 'Cab, init?'

A Freddyshouse member named Ezteq reportedly ended up with a cabinet instead of a taxi because she asked directory inquiries for a "cab, innit".

According to The Sun, the Spammer, 26, wanted a taxi to take her to Bristol airport, and first used the Cockney rhyming slang "Joe Baxi".

When the operator told her she couldn't find anyone by that name, Ezteq replied: "It ain't a person, it's a cab, innit."

The operator then found the nearest cabinet shop, Displaysense, and put her through.

She then spoke to a bemused saleswoman and eventually demanded: "Look love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?"

The sales adviser said it would be £180 and Ezteq gave her address and paid with a credit card. The next morning, an office cabinet was delivered to her South London home.

The firm, of Bishop's Stretford, Hers, has now apologised and refunded her cash after the mix-up two weeks ago.

Marketing manager Steve Whittle said: "We thought it was a joke at first but the girl was absolutely livid. We have suggested that maybe she should speak a bit clearer on the phone."
 

Olgaline

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hehe good find "if it's true" ?
still funny tho even if it isnt,


have to spread the love e-see-tea :s
 

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Ever notice when Ezteq is mentioned, bust is never far behind?
 

Ezteq

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oh man that was sooo not me i do not speak like a cockerney!!!

and if i ever use rhyming slang its with my ultra posh accent (for added comedy value)


and i never, i repeat... I never!! say Innit! aaargh! abominable misuse of the language!!!

*fumes quietly and gets back to reading the Times while puffing on her pipe...and gently jiggling to MC Hammer*
 

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Hehehe... now she's ''puffing pipe''. That' some class innitendo :p
 

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