Expressed how i felt to some gal...

[Sparx]

find out where she works follow her to her car then bung her in the back of a van, you wont need a reply then

 

[liloe]

hopefully she doesn't know you are a leeching parasite

Erhm, there is something you should know about me: I never seed after downloading torrents. I always add when playing DaoC. I always ask the other part to roll off after ive been pleasured..... :kissit:

What do you base that on btw?!?! Or are you being a tit and randomly assaulting me ?

He's being funny and quoting from your other posts =)) At least I think it was funny =))

 

[Golena]

If the msn cyber letter thing dont work, try loosening the wheel of her car slightly, then just happen to be driving down the road where she skids to a halt, et voila you have yourself a road side date. From there on in shes putty in your hands.

The other option is that she crashes into a tree injuring her severely.

Then you can go sit next to her hospital bed and coated in all that plaster she'll never be able to escape..

Foolproof plan!!

 

[crispy]

Well, i usually just say: Want to go home to you or me ? But.. would backfire i suppose. So i had to sort to this "feeling" stuff.. if i could use english to express it would have been better, as swedish is such a worthless language to express anything more advanced than "wanna fuck?" whic also sounds wierd.

edit: She have not answered yet as she was offline..... *runs for cover*

Skal vi knulla?

Id hit any girl that said that to me since swedish is fucking sexxhey language

 

[Nate]

Shall we stuff?

 

[Wonk]

Knulla? fucking lol

 

[Mey]

Skal vi knulla?

You care because i do?

S'rly?

 

[Fafnir]

Skall vi knulla?

spell check.

 

[Rubric]

Any news?

 

[aika]

chase her with a chainsaw like in American Psycho.

 

[fettoken]

Just got home from downtown, but she haven´t been online yet.. doubt she would /ignore me tho.

 

[Amildin]

At least next time you'll know you should do it like when i was a lad, a telegram cordially inviting your gal to the discotheque always works

 

[Sparx]

i've said it before i'll say it again ransack..ruin..ditch

no need for her to say yes

 

[Amildin]

i've said it before i'll say it again ransack..ruin..ditch

no need for her to say yes

but thats so easy, dont you get bored after a while?

May as well screw her around, send her some good ol' stalker letters etc, then creep into her house when shes at work n hide under her bed. Then spank n run. At least then you feel like you've put the effort in.

Why am i single?

 

[Bahumat]

Ok there's 2, maybe 3 ways this will work

1) She realised you were nervous and she may have been too. She also knows that she likes you a little/lot so your "umm, ahhh, ermmm" type message will be fine.
Remember, if she likes you, then you have a good chance...unless you kill her family.

2) She just wanted a friend and she's scared. you wont speak to her for a while so she can hope you forget about it.

3) She's asking her friends what to do, she may be shy etc too.

Have you been on any dates, or just days out with this person?

 

[Huntingtons]

theres probably 100 ways bahumat mr. lovemaster (sarcasm detected)

 

[fettoken]

Have you been on any dates, or just days out with this person?

We met on some bar and she touched me on the ass to begin with and kept flirting... so i flirted back. We did some heavy kissing but couldn´t take it further because neither of us had a place rid of annoying people.
She even said that she really liked me and wanted me to call her the day after.
But that was like a month or two ago, but she lives in another town so we only talk through msn once in a while.

 

[Bahumat]

We met on some bar and she touched me on the ass to begin with and kept flirting... so i flirted back. We did some heavy kissing but couldn´t take it further because neither of us had a place rid of annoying people.
She even said that she really liked me and wanted me to call her the day after.
But that was like a month or two ago, but she lives in another town so we only talk through msn once in a while.

She may wonder why you're asking now. She gave you an obvious hint to call her lol.

I dunno, see what she says and take it from there. either she'll be very obvious what she wants, or you may have to think up a fucking good excuse as to why you're asking her now.

 

[Amildin]

I was in a coma for 2 months, BAM! perfect excuse

 

[Huntingtons]

or

been accused of drug rape but not enough evidence so you have been let go now

 

[Bahumat]

I'd go with Huntington. He has this "Could snap and potentially sex offend" way about him.

 

[Rubric]

Ok there's 2, maybe 3 ways this will work

1) She realised you were nervous and she may have been too. She also knows that she likes you a little/lot so your "umm, ahhh, ermmm" type message will be fine.
Remember, if she likes you, then you have a good chance...unless you kill her family.

2) She just wanted a friend and she's scared. you wont speak to her for a while so she can hope you forget about it.

3) She's asking her friends what to do, she may be shy etc too.

Have you been on any dates, or just days out with this person?

4) Shes waiting for you to be offline so she can reply.

 

[fettoken]

She prolly acts like nothing. Should at least have the decency to say f*ck off to me or sumthin!

 

[Amildin]

She prolly acts like nothing. Should at least have the decency to say f*ck off to me or sumthin!

me thinks you got too emotionally invested too soon mate, sucks when that happens

 

[Bugz]

It's nice to not have to worry about any of this myself.

Too many worrying, waiting and wanking in wait...(see what I did with the w's there?!)

 

[Nate]

Fuck off, and take your fucking w's with you here have some fun fwith fhese fucking f's father fbeans fin fa fucking fkianti ffffffffffffffff! bleepbleeppeedeebleeep

 

[fettoken]

me thinks you got too emotionally invested too soon mate, sucks when that happens

Nah cant go all emo n stuf... i need to snap out of that!!