Explation of the Offside rule ... for Women

[Alan]

This made me chuckle.


In preparation for the World Cup, the "offside rule" explained for women:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

 

[Vladamir]

Was posted a few weeks/month or so back i think, funny though

 

[tris-]

1975 called, they want their joke back

 

[Bugz]

1975 called, they want their joke back

That was nasty

 

[Rellik]

1975 called, they want their joke back

lolz

 

[Vladamir]

1975 called, they want their joke back

1975 wasn't a world cup year. The joke clearly states this was made for the preparation of the world cup.

You tried tris, but man you failed spectacularly

Think first, post later

 

[tris-]

1975 wasn't a world cup year. The joke clearly states this was made for the preparation of the world cup.

yes exactly, in a year that was before the world cup. so women had enough time to grasp the concept.

you tryed but erm... go do that thing you said i should do

 

[Tasslehoff]

Liked it

 

[Krait]

yes exactly, in a year that was before the world cup. so women had enough time to grasp the concept.

you tryed but erm... go do that thing you said i should do

Yep.......... 3 years,that should give them plenty of time.