Ex KGB guy dies in Hospital

Ezteq

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lol you would think something like this would inspire a little more intreague and stuff from people wouldnt you? but the way it was reported was sooo damn bad its like

oh k right then so he'll be a russian whos been poisoned then ok.... and on to binge drinking in southampton! the practice has been adopted by more females than males and is to be renamed minge drinking! there was another bombing in baghdad sheikh Mabooteh was said to be holding talks in a cave with stewie griffon to stop the mindless violence, tony blair spouted some inane waffle and george bush fell off his bike, the pentagon say next time stabilizers will be deployed, and now over to hillary for the weather!

i mean fgs this was like oooh james bond stuff and there was a chance for real drama!! but no, British tv sucks arse man :(
 

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George Bush and Tony Blair are in a meeting at the White House. George's wife walks in and asks what they are doing. They tell her they are making plans for World War 3, so she asks What are the plans?

Bush replies with "We are going to kill 140 million muslims and 1 dentist"
"Why one dentist?" she asks
Bush pats Blair on the back and says " Told you noone would ask about the muslims"


Made me giggle anyway
 

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Thadius said:
George Bush and Tony Blair are in a meeting at the White House. George's wife walks in and asks what they are doing. They tell her they are making plans for World War 3, so she asks What are the plans?

Bush replies with "We are going to kill 140 million muslims and 1 dentist"
"Why one dentist?" she asks
Bush pats Blair on the back and says " Told you noone would ask about the muslims"


Made me giggle anyway

the oldness makes jesus seem young
 

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Gotta love international intrigues, spies and cowerups :D sooo exciting
 

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He was a spy
He got eliminated
Thats what happens in international espionage
I really don't know what the big deals' about
Its been going on for hundreds of years
Its just that this case has been made public
 

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Spies shouldnt open their mouthes and speak openly upon things that 'no longer' concern them - stay quiet and understand that you were needed to do a job, have done that job and have served your country - no one 'wants' your opinion.
 

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there's a danish business man who is a major fish in russia, he was battling the takeover of a russian company and he got poisoned, shot at and tried rammed by a car among things - his opposition did anynomous calls making false accusations to the police about him etc. his opposition = one of the most powerful russian finicial men :D gotta love it.
 

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i'll be honest i didnt care at all about all this stuff with this guy

Russian spy poisoned WOOP DE FUCKING DO

Kindof apart of the job aint it
 

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What I don´t get is... why didn´t they just shoot him? Why did they poison him with a substance that allows him to tell every man and his dog about his latest discoveries and stuff before he dies?
 

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and now there checking his home for radiation, if there's anything to worry whole street would be in hospital now... yawn... i was bored of this story 5 minutes after it broke...

however, i live in hope that its a dirty bomb of some kind
 

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Thorwyn[B&Q] said:
What I don´t get is... why didn´t they just shoot him? Why did they poison him with a substance that allows him to tell every man and his dog about his latest discoveries and stuff before he dies?

The question is, if you hired someone that then later went to another country and 'spilled' the beans... would you want a quick / painless death or would you want it to last a few weeks before being killed in the most evil of ways? :eek6:

The guy betrayed his country and was a double-agent, he didn't expect this to happen? not such a good agent me thinks... :(
 

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The question is, if you hired someone that then later went to another country and 'spilled' the beans... would you want a quick / painless death or would you want it to last a few weeks before being killed in the most evil of ways?

That doesn´t make sense. He was a professional spy and double agent. If the secret service of a country decides to eliminate someone, then they´re doing it for a reason, not because of "revenge" because he´s been such a bad boy. And if they do it, then they´re doing it as fast and effective as possible. It´s an institution and they´re thinking rational. Killing someone and deliberately letting him suffer is simply unprofessional. He could have survived, he had all the time to point his finger at them and what not.
 

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I don't think it was about him being ex-KGB, but his opinions and criticism of the Russian democracy and Putin.
 

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im sure he expected to get killed off sooner or later, but the way they did it was evil. making it so his insides slowly died off, knowing there was nothing the doctors or surgeons can do as he is to weak to go through an OP.
ofc its most likley it was the russians that killed him off, u need a very clever person to get the highly radio-active element which occurs from the break down of Uranium and then give it to him. but there nothing to say it wasnt a terrorist group, another form of special forces..who knows?
 

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You would have thought they would have sussed out what was wrong him when they had a power cut and his machines kept working.

Sorry that was beneath me.
(wonders wot member of his family gave him his odd sense of humour?)
 

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Tip for all don't work for the goverment cause then you are just a number:(
 

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pip said:
Tip for all don't work for the goverment cause then you are just a number:(

Everyone is just a number now mate.

Companies dont give a shit, they want to make money. So if you get a job anywhere, your just a number.

Councils see you as a number, a stastic, hence the term postcode lottery

Getting your kids in schools, doesnt matter how good they are, just where you live, ie a number in the right place

Fucking ridiculous, going to get a whole lot worse
 

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