Evul Cough

[Morphius]

Hey,
any of oyu lot got this mental throat virus ging round makes your body temperature fluctuate and you cant stop coughing, it also makes it extremely painful everytime you swallow?

my cough sounds like a Desert Eagle being fired in Counter Strike

 

[Lamp]

My dog had that once when he swallowed a rubber ball

 

[Ezteq]

no but tbh get your arse to the dr's and in the mean time mix lemon juice and lots of honey with hot water and sip that, it will sooth your throat and the lemon is antiseptic too.

*posts chicken soup*

[edit: morph have you been chewing balls again??]

 

[Morphius]

no, not chewing

 

[Vladamir]

He's been deepthroating again using tobasco.

 

[evzy]

Don't cough on the London Underground like that dude or you will be another face down statistic!

 

[Saveus]

its not what u think, the problem with ure throat is genital herpies in the back of ure mouth!

 

[eggy]

Hey,
any of oyu lot got this mental throat virus ging round makes your body temperature fluctuate and you cant stop coughing, it also makes it extremely painful everytime you swallow?

my cough sounds like a Desert Eagle being fired in Counter Strike

Sounds like glandular fever to me.

 

[Himse]

Sounds like glandular fever to me.

joy to the world!

 

[Bahumat]

Its the T-Virus

 

[Sparx]

i had it mate, coughing till i was almost sick, and its very deep right from your chest

had it for 4 weeks, got the cold/flu twice while having the cough. Still got it, tho its mostly at night or early in the morning. Nasty indeed

 

[Morphius]

aye i always feel like im gonna puke up :<

4 weeks off school :>

went to the doctor and they gave me some sudafed or smt which help clear it up hopefully

 

[Takhasis]

i've had it for last 4 days - i feel like sh*t - coughin constantly, temp thru the roof, coughing so hard u almost puke.....not nice wouldn't want to wish it on my worst enemy....

 

[Alan]

Hey,
any of oyu lot got this mental throat virus ging round makes your body temperature fluctuate and you cant stop coughing, it also makes it extremely painful everytime you swallow?

my cough sounds like a Desert Eagle being fired in Counter Strike

Bird Flu ?

 

[Himse]

Bird Flu ?

was that supposed to be a joke?

because i found it quite funny :S

 

[Gamah]

My dog had that once when he swallowed a rubber ball

made me laugh irl, enjoy your rep

 

[Ezteq]

yo morph you dead yet... whats it like, you see a big tunnel and hear a voice like james earl jones or was it more like a ride at thorpe park with jimmy saville?

 

[Morphius]

<coughs a lot> im doing <coughs more> ok al<coughs more>though I feel <coughs more> like im <coughs> dying

 

[old.Tohtori]

Drink, normal, room temp water. Basic water. No fancies.

Not hot, not cold. That whol drink hot milk stuff is bollocks.

This from a real doc i know, so i trust it.