Evil Bastard Neighbours

[Stazbumpa]

Originally posted by the-frizz


OK, then ; how about 'cavedwellers'?

They're from Boston aren't they, I fucking knew it. Do all the things Sar suggested and then a few more. They will fuck with you no longer.

 

[caLLous]

Lol xenon, you're such a cunt

 

[bodhi]

Move to a detached house you pikey cunts.


As far as Neighbours from hell go, we used to have a Stoke City player in our cul de sac. Talk about lowering the tone.

There was a Port Vale player just down the road aswell. Our house price went down 15 grand cos of these people

 

[caLLous]

On the end of a terrace here, no neighbours (the women next door got evicted)

 

[L_Plates]

send a posse and im willing to give yeh help .... nowt worse than gobby ass neighbours ..

 

[Skyler]

lol sar

 

[Skyler]

oh and i have nice neighbours and a detatched house which is also very good...

one side i have a german family who always have bbq's

and the other is an empty house as the guy is away on business 48weeks a year

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Move to a detached house you pikey cunts.


As far as Neighbours from hell go, we used to have a Stoke City player in our cul de sac. Talk about lowering the tone.

There was a Port Vale player just down the road aswell. Our house price went down 15 grand cos of these people

Oh fuck m8, stoke city players, you indeed had the worst neighbour, cant imagine the port vale player was too bad though!

 

[WPKenny]

Stoke city has just been pronounced as having the country's worst soccer hooligans. Heh.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by WPKenny
Stoke city has just been pronounced as having the country's worst soccer hooligans. Heh.

They are a bunch of braindead primates, i hate living here

 

[xane]

I'm inclined to agree with Damini, violence is no answer for uneducated people, you need to really wind them up and get a laugh out of it.

There is a real-world equivilent of sending someones e-mail to a pr0n subscription, and you can throw in religious, racist, left-wing, liberal, and double-glazing marketing, be sure to back these up with personal visits too.

Lets face, in todays wishy washy liberal world you can't take decisive action against cavedwellers, so get some personal amusement from them instead, it'll make you forget the bad things they do in no time.

Oh yeah, if they have pets then take it out on them instead.

 

[.cage]

My neighbours play trance constantly, (And before I get into argument, I personally don't like it. This is an opinion, don't flame me. ) make lots of noise at about 10pm when they're all drunk off Cider (they're two 15 year old boys) , and their father plays Elvis.

Great.

 

[WPKenny]

Heh, our neighbours are fine. One side is our landlord who says he's never heard any noise from our place and the other side is a bunch of stoners who're too apathetic to complain anyway. The problem we have is our housemates!

One guy is a stoner and EVERY night either me or Damini has to ask him and his partner to turn down the stereo/tv. You'd think that around 11pm he'd turn his bass off or something? No. Everfy fucking night we have to ask him to turn it the fuck down and every night he apologises. Dumbarse.

 

[Wij]

Bury them in the back yard !

 

[xane]

Loud stereos are by far the easiest to contain, get yourself an american CB Radio and transmit constantly, the background humming drives people nuts, its really funny when they take back the stereo to the shop

 

[WPKenny]

What about your own stereo though? Wouldn't it interfere with that?

 

[Nibbler]

My neighbors are perfectly pleasent, apart from a 12 year old whom we refer to as Blob. This kid is about 11 stone, no kidding, and no exadurating.

Anyway, every time my lil' bro went out blob used to bully him, until one day i had a rather 'violent' friend round, who saw this and chased Blob down the road with a brick. Was so funny seeing his ass bouncing up and down as he was leggint it down the road.

Blob also has a extremley foul mouth. As soon as you confront his mother, her response is 'My Son does not swear!', in an extremley posh, angry voice :uhoh:. She thinks he's an angel

 

[WPKenny]

She never hears him swear cos whenever she's around him he's stuffing his face? Mebe?

 

[Nibbler]

Hehe

 

[Testin da Cable]

call ambulances/police/taxis/pizza runners to their address. write to every insurance/load/double glazing/hoover firm you can think of in their name solisiting free advice.
write to every political party, every campaign for animal rights etc etc in their name and pledge support.


and kill them

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
My neighbors are perfectly pleasent, apart from a 12 year old whom we refer to as Blob. This kid is about 11 stone, no kidding, and no exadurating.

Anyway, every time my lil' bro went out blob used to bully him, until one day i had a rather 'violent' friend round, who saw this and chased Blob down the road with a brick. Was so funny seeing his ass bouncing up and down as he was leggint it down the road.

Blob also has a extremley foul mouth. As soon as you confront his mother, her response is 'My Son does not swear!', in an extremley posh, angry voice :uhoh:. She thinks he's an angel

Sounds like Harry Potter to me.