Evil Bastard Neighbours

[Sir Frizz]

Yep, i live nextdoor to some evil bastard neighbours. Why are they evil? Because they throw their weight around acting all hard and parking wherever they damn well feel like. They give the insults to mah dadda and meh momma, but even then they decide theyre gonna take a key along the side of the fucking car. All because theyre too fucking lazy to park properly, mah dad goes round there, and asks if they'll move the car, do they? hell no, and give abuse. I'm getting sick of now, and feel like banging some heads. :/

The question is, any ideas on what do, petrol bombs? Send round a 'posse' and kick their arses? or be a law abiding citizen and catch everything they do on camera and stitch 'em up?

 

[*Kornholio*]

a small petrol bomb on the roof - doesn't do a lot of damage (if it's put out quick enough) & usually is enough to give 'em a fright

 

[SoWat]

Isn't there a nuisance neighbour law now? Report them to the council.

 

[Damini]

When I was getting bullied at Bognor School, I deliberately spread a rumour that i was schizophrenic. There's nothing more likely to get people off of your back than the belief that God might tell you to burn them if they try it again.

Don't actually do anything. It will reflect worse on you - unless you wanna try the council. Just minimise your blinking, be very quiet and maybe be seen to talk to yourself when walking past them, and then suddenly stop and stare.

I was the psychological attack bitch at my school. Its far more fun than actual violence (most of the time). Cos, a bruise will heal and just have to keep being readministered, but a damaged reputation can follow you around for a life time. For an example - Little Dan (an 18 year old the height of two packets of polos on top of each other) had the audacity to call *me* a freak. Now, bearing in mind that was 5+ years ago, people in Bognor still tell the Little Dan jokes I made up. People began making their own. People who had never met him knew him from the jokes, and were telling them to other people. It was poetry in motion. So when people got introduced to Little Dan, they would crack up. Nice way to sabatage a hard man image.

Think bitch attack frizz. You men are always so quick to resort to out and out threats, but trust me, the real fun to be had is behind the scenes. Spread a rumour (hooker/drugs?). Start a neighbourhood watch and have the whole neighbourhood gang up on them. Nobody likes having their parents threatened Frizz, so I commend your intentions. Good luck comrade.

 

[~Lazarus~]

sugar in their petrol tank

post dog shit through their door.

brake fluid poured over their car ?

Nails in their tyres?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by Lazarus
brake fluid poured over their car ?

That's nasty

 

[throdgrain]

I used to live in a jolly place called Bewbush, that I think Sowat will have heard of.
Whilst there we lived next door to some hideous people.They wern't aggresive, as the only male inhabitant of the house was about 13 at the time.However you simply couldnt go about saying they were mental or whatever, as they fairly obviously already were. The problem with a lot of bad neighbours is they really are special needs material, and anything you throw at them like that is water off a ducks back. The depths to which my old neighbours had slumped had to be seen to be believed, just a total lack of respect for anything or any body, all female family members pregnant by the age of 16, and everything they have paid for by you and me, ie people who pay tax.They even paid for a taxi to get retardo child to his "special" school.
Eventually the only response on my behalf was simply to move, we were lucky enough to get a council exchange, moved somewhere less hideous and bought the house immediately.
Now I hear they have moved one of the daughters of the family and her children into my old house, thus finishing off the street in its entirity.
The poor people who are left there now have little or no chance of moving I expect, and just have to sit it out.It's a fucking shame.

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by throdgrain
They even paid for a taxi to get retardo child to his "special" school.

If the kids were going to a Pupil Referral Unit or Special Needs School then these taxis would have been paid for by your friendly local Council. [/workmode]

 

[throdgrain]

Or in other words, one way or another, me...

 

[Summo]

Yup. On behalf of local government all over Britain... Thank you. More, please.

 

[Wij]

Bastid. Spend our money on fluffy stuff instead !

 

[mr.Blacky]

hmmm when we had troubles we just put a big fence between our houses o and painted there side an ugly green colour

 

[old.l0li7a]

why cant we all b civil and get along with each other like the loving human beings that god produced us to be.....or if that fails......i suppose a little bit of violence doesnt hurt!
i used to hav the worst neighbours until i moved and i ended up jus 'accidently' smashing this gay pots they had on their front garden....made them even more annoying but god it felt good

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by l0li7a
why cant we all b civil and get along with each other

Because some people have nothing but disregard for everyone else, either becuase theyre so poorly educated (my neighbours are more or less farmers) that they cant tell whats right from wrong or theyre just dicks.

We considered moving house but it was only because of two factors: A) Not having a dining room and B) Them

After we dicided to do an 'extension' on the house, we stayedhere after all, in a cramped cul-de-sac. :/
The problem with moving was that the only decent places were too far away from meh college and meh sisters school.

bah...

 

[Sar]

Next time they park where they shouldn't, sneak out about 3AM that morning, and slash the fuckers tyres with a stanley knife.

Next time, put polyfilla in their exhaust pipe.

Next time, put superglue in the keyholes of the drivers door only.

Next time, do the passenger side door too.

Next time, scrape "We are paedophiles" into the bonnet of their car with a key.

Next time, paint over the wing mirrors.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

My neighbours are utter cunts. They moved in a while ago, and never introduced themselves to anyone. I've never spoken to them. Anyway, a couple of weeks after they moved in, one of them stormed round and started to complain and ordered that the music we were playing be turned down. I was listening to Mezzanine, on a normal listening level - it was no louder than I would normally have it. Now, knowing they have a few month old baby living there, I would normally galdly turn down music if anyone asked me too - but on one condition. You introduce your pissing selves to your neighbours first. Why should I do anything for you, when you don't even have the decency to pop by for 5 minutes sometime and just say "hi, we're your new neighbours... I'm <whatever>." Until you have some respect and decency in the world, there is no chance in hell someone who has been living here 16 years will go out of their way for you when you're too ignorant to simply say "hi" one time.

Sorry - bit of a rant.

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by the-frizz
theyre so poorly educated (my neighbours are more or less farmers)

That's a sweeping generalisation if ever I heard one.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by caLLous


That's a sweeping generalisation if ever I heard one.

OK, then ; how about 'cavedwellers'?

 

[Wij]

Knuckle-scrapers.

 

[raw.]

Walk round to there house knock on the door and Nut the cunt that answers, tell him anymore trouble and you'll kick his fking teeth in

 

[raw.]

My neighbour is a total twat, the second a noise is made in our house hes round hear banging on the door screaming to turn it down, yet for some reason he fails to see that them playing crocodial fucking shoes at 1-2-3-4-5-6 AM in the morning so the entire road can hear it is a problem for us.

I almost punched the guy in the street a few months ago after an argument he had with my brother and an evil look he gave me in the street

 

[FunGas]

ok - just steal their beloved cars and run them throught the front room window, otherwise some kind of clever ignition trigger napalm will do the trick

if all else fails, you can "rent" my speakers - http://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~fungas/kappellmeister.html and see how they like noise

 

[Munkey-]

5 bob and i'll rent em. We live next to racists and drunk people. Oh joyus day they had when they picked a fight with meh dad. nursing black eyes they were

 

[old.wizard1974uk]

Originally posted by the-frizz
or be a law abiding citizen and catch everything they do on camera and stitch 'em up?

That's always the best action and if it is really good stuff, submit for ITV's Neighbours from Hell.

 

[Testin da Cable]

kill them.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by raw
My neighbour is a total twat, the second a noise is made in our house hes round hear banging on the door screaming to turn it down, yet for some reason he fails to see that them playing crocodial fucking shoes at 1-2-3-4-5-6 AM in the morning so the entire road can hear it is a problem for us.

I almost punched the guy in the street a few months ago after an argument he had with my brother and an evil look he gave me in the street

Oh my god, they play Jimmy Nail?I truly feel for you m8 , i dont know if its just me but i just cant comprehend how you guys put up with it, its winding me up just reading this, ive lived in this house for a year now(semi-detached)and i aint heard a sound from them(or spoke to them)it could be because they saw the size of me friends or it could just be that they are decent, unselfish people, you have got to sort it out, this is a free country and these scumbags dont have the right to do this to you

 

[Furr]

Put pamflets around the others neihbours(cant spell) houses saygn how they live in the streets with paedophiles, then you will get a big mob of people who will lynch then

 

[xenon2000]

5 typos in one line - impressive

 

[Trem]

Just knock on their fucking doors and drag the bastards outside and stamp on them, come on, it will change your lives(and i dont mean the prison sentence you will receive)forever, never again will you take this shit, Come on Frizz explode mate, use weapons if you have to and if you dont fancy it PM me your neighbours address, i will travel within a 100 mile radius i promise you

 

[Trem]

just asked me mummy and she wont let me Frizz, soz m8