Everyday Ouch

[Lamp]

Thread about things you do to yourself that cause you pain

A few minutes ago I just finished off a bag of extra-hot bombay mix (so spicy it makes your nose run and your tongue hurt). Anyway, I forgot I had all the spice powder on my fingers, and just rubbed my right eye.

OUCH !

 

[Thadius]

Thread about things you do to yourself that cause you pain

A few minutes ago I just finished off a bag of extra-hot bombay mix (so spicy it makes your nose run and your tongue hurt). Anyway, I forgot I had all the spice powder on my fingers, and just rubbed my right eye.

OUCH !

At least you didn't rub your Jap's Eye

 

[Overdriven]

I DARE you to do what Thad say.

 

[Lamp]

I DARE you to do what Thad say.

LOL ! You kidding ? This stuff is stronger than hydrofluoric acid ! Anyway, I've washed my hands now.

 

[tris-]

i like to eat the hottest food possible, in terms of spices in there.
the best ive found so far is piri piri chicken curry from marks and spencers. usually hot stuff has no flavour cos it just burns. this on the other hand had all the flavor youd want PLUS -

internal bleeding
ring of fire (aslong as it takes you to shit it out)
burnt lips (about 15 mins)
tears
running nose
burnt mouth (about 15 mins)

in essence it was a chili pure with chicken in it. the sauce was mainly chili skins and seeds, and mashed up chili skins. also had things like onion and tomatoes and the odd herbs.

i feel ive moved away slightly from the original point, so i will stop now.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Draw blood from my fingertips around 5 times a day(when i'm arsed).
Stick a needle in my thig, stomach, arm...3 times a day, sometimes 4.

But, that's not really pain to me...that's just diabetics.

 

[Shagrat]

Playing Sunday league football a while ago in January. Bloody cold so everyones rubbing deep heat on before the match starts.

I smoother my legs in deep heat, forget to wash my hands and go for a pee...

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was the fastest man on that pitch for the first ten minutes, anything to get some air flowing up my shorts leg

 

[Huntingtons]

i did it on my egopen, it hurted - dont wank while food is cooking!

 

[Thadius]

i like to eat the hottest food possible, in terms of spices in there.
the best ive found so far is piri piri chicken curry from marks and spencers. usually hot stuff has no flavour cos it just burns. this on the other hand had all the flavor youd want PLUS -

internal bleeding
ring of fire (aslong as it takes you to shit it out)
burnt lips (about 15 mins)
tears
running nose
burnt mouth (about 15 mins)

in essence it was a chili pure with chicken in it. the sauce was mainly chili skins and seeds, and mashed up chili skins. also had things like onion and tomatoes and the odd herbs.

i feel ive moved away slightly from the original point, so i will stop now.

Periperi sauce is crap tbh. Had it loads of time when I was 9 years old when I went to Portugal on holiday.

Spiciest Ive had was jalepino chillis on a hot and spicy pizza, made me cry irl it burned!

Now they sell Jalepino crisps at college, they are nice but you gotta have a drink during them, otherwise your throat with spontaneously combust!

 

[Thadius]

i did it on my egopen, it hurted - dont wank while food is cooking!

Not all of use like a bit of "home cooking" the way you do!

Less sticking appendiges in the food tbh!

 

[DocWolfe]

Smashing your balls in between two bricks... wow that hurts... I really dont understand why I do it everyday though.

 

[Thadius]

Smashing your balls in between two bricklayers...

Because you like builders?

 

[DocWolfe]

Because you like builders?

Nothing juicer than having your cock lodged between a fat sweaty hairy old mans arse cheeks.

 

[Thadius]

Nothing juicer than having your cock lodged between a fat sweaty hairy old mans arse cheeks.

Im jealous

 

[Vladamir]

Seeing my fugly flatmate when i get up.

It's really not nice, tris can reiterate

 

[tris-]

Periperi sauce is crap tbh

yes it is when you just buy it as a bottle of sauce or get it at nandos. in this curry, imagine your jalapeños pizza and multiply it by 100.
jalapeños are for girls anyway, i eat them by the sandwhich at subways

 

[DocWolfe]

When I got home drunk once I put a bottle of the nandos piri piri suace Xtra Hot into this rice and chicken thing I made earlier on. My eyes and nose were streaming the whole time and everytime I put more into my mouth it felt like I was chewing on hyperdermics.

I finished it though! My mate passed out after eating a 1/4 of it.

 

[Ezteq]

lol well hot food doesnt bother me i eat it all the time but when i have a paper cut and then get chilli paste in it O.O

or this morning i was on x trainer and got a stitch, man i hate stitching

other one is when having a fag and i go to take it out of my mouth but it sticks so my fingers slide down it and get burnt (thankfully doesnt happen often)

 

[Nate]

my big toe hurts