Ever seen Kemor and I in the same place?

[Jupitus]

I think you will have to agree,
The Master of Rhyming is me,
You went for a while,
Came back with a smile,
After an hour and minutes three!

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Hmm

You do know me cant let that go?
Me been busy at work to and fro,
You want it like this?
No problem, lets dis.
Me make you my saracen ho.

 

[Jupitus]

I'm glad you came back to the fray,
It gives me more chances to say,
You don't have the class,
'Troll tok tru his ass',
To put it in your stupid way

 

[Rubric]

Ive said it before and ill say it again,
Erekrose was poetry master until slain,
His work was pure class,
He would so whip your ass,
All your rhyming comebacks would be in vain.

 

[Rubric]

Jup how long you had that custom title for?
Its time now for it to change hands im sure,
Lets have another competition,
To win it will be my mission,
And then you can kindly slide out the back door.

 

[Jupitus]

The cubist would try to compete,
He thinks he has rhyme skills so 'l33t',
But true to my form,
I'll onlookers warm,
By dishing out Rubric's defeat.

I don't care what happened to 'rose,
But bannable posts I oppose,
It's perfectly clear,
You came here to leer,
For that you deserve a punched nose

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Rubric
Jup how long you had that custom title for?
Its time now for it to change hands im sure,
Lets have another competition,
To win it will be my mission,
And then you can kindly slide out the back door.

The title is mine and will stay,
I won it the old fashioned way,
By using my brain,
Again and again,
The voters I managed to sway.

So rise to the challenge I will,
You give it your best shot, 'givf skill!',
You don't have a hope,
You really can't cope,
When Jupitus goes for the kill

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Originally posted by Jupitus
I'm glad you came back to the fray,
It gives me more chances to say,
You don't have the class,
'Troll tok tru his ass',
To put it in your stupid way

So Jupey be back from 'is meeting
And look! he started 'is bleating
He spamming rhymes out
But they nub 'ave much clout
So stand back, as me giv' 'im a beating.

 

[Jupitus]

Jup deftly just stepped to the side,
'You missed me, you dumb troll!' he cried,
'My mighty evade,
Puts you in the shade,
You better watch out for your pride...'

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Hehe

Oooo Jupe be evading like hell,
Can't bash 'im with hammer, Oh well...
You just keep on prancing,
Like gay minstral dancing,
Lets see you evade spell after spell!

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Jupitus
The cubist would try to compete,
He thinks he has rhyme skills so 'l33t',
But true to my form,
I'll onlookers warm,
By dishing out Rubric's defeat.

I don't care what happened to 'rose,
But bannable posts I oppose,
It's perfectly clear,
You came here to leer,
For that you deserve a punched nose

On no sir i do not intend to stay here & leer,
Now get ready to feel the inevitable fear,
I now declare rhyming war,
Can you manage more,
If you can i direct your sorry arse to here

 

[Jupitus]

As Oniony gathered to cast,
His body was gripped by a blast,
Cold ran through his blood,
A venemous flood,
And stopped him, 'cos Jup was too fast

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

But Jupe had attacked da wrong one,
Poor Oniony's young and nub grown,
So while jupe be gloating,
Over da target he chosen
Urgat hit him with DOT of 'is own,

 

[Rubric]

Rubric is in no way related to the puzzle cube,
Maybe your brains is stuck and needs a little Lube,
Why not Try looking it up,
Yes in the dictionary pup,
Or do you spend to much time watching the tube.

 

[Jupitus]

Ye gods I've been hit from behind,
That Urgat is so damned unkind,
I'll use up my purge,
Then kill off this scourge,
Using Vanish, he'll think he's gone blind!

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Rubric
Rubric is in no way related to the puzzle cube,
Maybe your brains is stuck and needs a little Lube,
Why not Try looking it up,
Yes in the dictionary pup,
Or do you spend to much time watching the tube.

Perhaps I have found a sore spot?
You seem to be worried alot,
What seems to be fair,
Is calling you square,
But then to me it matters not

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Hehe

A purge and a vanish me find,
Be sure to put doubt in my mind,
The fight change it's pace,
But by smile on Jupes face,,
Dat not first time he done "from behind"

 

[Jupitus]

Jup climbed to the top of the wall,
And looked down from above at the Troll,
You sneaky fat git,
I'll get over it,
But for now I can't sit down at all!!

<>

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Perhaps I have found a sore spot?
You seem to be worried alot,
What seems to be fair,
Is calling you square,
But then to me it matters not

I'm have no sore spot to find,
But seem to be a little unkind,
A word of warning,
A new age is dawning,
You had better start watching your behind.

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Hehehe

Touche!

Time to go from work.

/bows with a flourish

(as much as a troll can flourish anyway)

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Rubric
I'm have no sore spot to find,
But seem to be a little unkind,
A word of warning,
A new age is dawning,
You had better start watching your behind.

I doubt that I'll lose any sleep,
Over words of a board trolling creep,
But lest you forget,
You made me a bet,
Check your other thread, about 4 posts deep...

 

[vestax]

spam!!!!!!!!

 

[Yussef]

This thread has been hijacked
Yes I hear the sigh Jack
I may be a lad
But is this the latest fad
Are limericks the surfers crack?

 

[Jupitus]

The limerick is now an art,
From humble beginnings did start,
A trend which has grace,
Is all over the place,
Now Yussef, sod off you old fart!

 

[Yussef]

Ha, limericks are an art of grace?
Sure you can keep up the pace?
Youth is now, gone is old
Perhaps I am a tad bold
We will see who wins the race

 

[Rubric]

The war is moved to Off Topic all welcome to come and fight the friendly good fight.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by vestax
spam!!!!!!!!

SShhhhh your supposed to be my friend.

 

[Jupitus]

The youth may have pace on his side,
But waves of experience I ride,
I'm not past it yet,
In case you forget,
And think I have dropped down and died

 

[Yussef]

The old store a pacemaker inside,
And waves of bacteria you may try to hide,
You really should go and see a vet,
Or you may feel regret,
When you end up as my lap dog at my side!

 

[Jupitus]

I'm happy to say you are wrong,
My heart is still pumping along,
The grey matter's quick,
And knows every trick,
This 'dog' is still going quite strong!