ever peed in a can?

[Potato Junkie]

after many visits to this OT thingy, I'm sure there are many deviants out there, so...
situation: woman is lying across yr midsection, feeling very nauseous (ie: to move is to vomit) but you need to pee... so you pee in an empty beercan, inches away from her head.
Is this... fantastic penis control? True love? In any way normal?
And more to the point, how pissed was he to do that?? lightweight

 

[Blackjack]

after many visits to this OT thingy, I'm sure there are many deviants out there, so...
situation: woman is lying across yr midsection, feeling very nauseous (ie: to move is to vomit) but you need to pee... so you pee in an empty beercan, inches away from her head.
Is this... fantastic penis control? True love? In any way normal?
And more to the point, how pissed was he to do that?? lightweight

I once pissed in 5-6 empty smirnoff ice bottles during an evening, and strategically placed them around my friend's front porch... does that count?

 

[Ormorof]

peeing in a can requires far too much aim, just pee on the floor

 

[Blackjack]

peeing in a can requires far too much aim, just pee on the floor

Not if you put your tip close enough

 

[CorNokZ]

I only pee in cans since I turned 18 and I am a big boi now! <o/

 

[Solo]

Hmm, reminds me of festivals when you wake up and can't be arsed to get out of your tent / don't have time so have to pee in an empty water bottle. Bit of a nightmare when it fills up all too quickly and you have to do a pit stop. (hold pee, screw lid on bottle 1, located bottle 2, open, GOGOGO) oh dear lol.

 

[Amildin]

just pee on her head and say its raining gold

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unless she's the Rhinosaraus Max that can't be moved with humanly powers, you tell her to get off or get out.

But on the matter of peeing in a can. Nope, bottles have felt my wrath of golden but cans...too much sharp stuff and sharp stuff does not go near my weewee.

 

[Ezteq]

i had to pee in a bottle over the space of two days because i had a kidney infection and needed to take the samples in to hospital on the third day.

wouldnt have been too bad but i was in a shared house at the time and trying to smuggle a cannister of widdle isn't as easy as it might sound... then i had to take the bus to hospital on day 3 and i was petrified that i'd drop my wee or someone would knock it over

however if i was laying with my bf and he took a waz next to my head i think i'd probably go nuts and bitch slap him.

 

[Lamp]

however if i was laying with my bf and he took a waz next to my head i think i'd probably go nuts and bitch slap him.

LMAO

 

[Potato Junkie]

if i was laying with my bf and he took a waz next to my head i think i'd probably go nuts and bitch slap him.

yeah... the surprise facials I could live with, but the pee and the LFC worship, he had to die :kissit:

harsh bus ride btw

 

[Ezteq]

yeah... the surprise facials I could live with, but the pee and the LFC worship, he had to die :kissit:

harsh bus ride btw

ill send you either a very small cork or a deflection tube for christmas, its yur choice i just cant bear to think of anyone going through the trauma of that again