Ever left your sandwich box at work?

[throdgrain]

I did, and last week I opened a filing cabinet and there it was.

Thing is, this is the job I've just returned to. After 3 and a half years ...

 

[megadave]

pics!

 

[Shagrat]

ew there will be a whole new ecosystem growing in there.

 

[Lamp]

lunch is for wimps

(Gordon sports the iphone6 - codename "Retro")

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Your penis is detachable?!

 

[Trem]

How many rounds were the sandwiches?

 

[Ezteq]

lol you'd of been golden if you had twinkies in there those mothers last years!

 

[throdgrain]

How many rounds were the sandwiches?

2 triangular sandwiches equals one round!

 

[Trem]

2 triangular sandwiches equals one round!

= 2 rounds ffs

 

[throdgrain]

Thats one round you Stokey mentalist

 

[MYstIC G]

= 2 rounds ffs

Tremfail ftw.

 

[Scouse]

Lets not


Two pieces of bread (however cut) + filling = 1 round of sandwiches.

Anything else = fail.

However, 1 piece of bread (however cut) at the correct level of toastie brown = 1 round of toast.

Capiche?

 

[old.Tohtori]

No, i never leave food un-eaten because i'm not a posh wanker

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Er, it was two triangles, not rounds.

It seems some FHers need one of these:

 

[Appollo]

Lets not


Two pieces of bread (however cut) + filling = 1 round of sandwiches.

Anything else = fail.

However, 1 piece of bread (however cut) at the correct level of toastie brown = 1 round of toast.

Capiche?

this

 

[Scouse]

Er, it was two triangles, not rounds.

Define triangles in this context.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

1 piece of bread with a cut in it can also be a baguette. Or other things too.

Fail.

 

[Aoami]

this

desu

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Define triangles in this context.

TRIANGLE:

ROUND:

 

[MYstIC G]

You're all just ***** for bringing this up again.

 

[Scouse]

I'd say two pieces of bread sliced in half along the hypotenuse (although, coming from the proper half of blighty, when making my own sandwiches I slice across, making two man-style butties. Infinitely superior to yer poncy hold-your-little-finger-out southern-nancy gaywiches).

However, I fear you're performing two slices Waz, creating four triangles, yet calling these two rounds of sandwiches. Clearly the sign of a debillitated AIDS-ridden mind




Edit:

You're all just ***** for bringing this up again.

Well, I agree we're *****, but for this?

 

[throdgrain]

No, i never leave food un-eaten because i'm not a posh wanker

Well, if you knew me you'd know I'm not posh (a wanker maybe, but thats another argument ...)

The sandwich box was empty There were loads of other signs that I'd been there recently too, bit of paper with my handwriting on etc. It made me feel right at home

 

[MYstIC G]

Well, I agree we're *****, but for this?

For everything!

Well, if you knew me you'd know I'm not posh (a wanker maybe, but thats another argument ...)

The sandwich box was empty There were loads of other signs that I'd been there recently too, bit of paper with my handwriting on etc. It made me feel right at home

Check for clones immediately!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, if you knew me you'd know I'm not posh (a wanker maybe, but thats another argument ...)

The sandwich box was empty There were loads of other signs that I'd been there recently too, bit of paper with my handwriting on etc. It made me feel right at home

Well if you left an empty sandwich box(by the way, one serving is what you happen to make, f*ck the rest, because you eat what you make), it doesn't really matter, but if there was food in it, you're posh

 

[Wazzerphuk]

However, I fear you're performing two slices Waz, creating four triangles, yet calling these two rounds of sandwiches. Clearly the sign of a debillitated AIDS-ridden mind

I know you're Northern, but you can't really be stupid enough to think I'm actually talking about SANDWICHES, can you?

 

[ECA]

Which way do you hang the bread over the roll though? It's so much better for it to be over the front, easier to rip off a piece with one hand.

 

[Aoami]

Hang it over the back so you can use the wall as a chopping board if it's an unsliced loaf.

 

[Ormorof]

hanging bread? what?!

<lost>

no pictures of old sandwiches? how did they survive compared to a McHappy Meal?

 

[throdgrain]

There was no sandwiches in it.

I knew it was my box cos it has BAD ASS MOFO in gold on the lid

 

[megadave]

sandwiches taste best cut into 9 slices