Eurovision

[fettoken]

This Swedish contribution won.

YouTube - Eric Saade - Popular Melodifestivalen 2011



I hate Sweden and what it stands for. Also it scares me how many fangirls there exists to make this possible.

 

[Punishment]

YouTube - Father Ted | My Lovely Horse | Channel 4

 

[CorNokZ]

This won for Finland:

YouTube - Crazy finnish guy eating Skipper's pipes

 

[Punishment]

YouTube - Ireland Eurovision Entry 2011 (Jedward - Lipstick)

/cries

 

[CorNokZ]

Denmark:

YouTube - Eurovision 2011 - Denmark - A Friend in London - New Tomorrow

 

[Punishment]

YouTube - Lordi - Eurovision 2006 Winners Encore

Givf ...

 

[Raven]

Does anyone actually give a toss?

 

[Punishment]

Does anyone actually give a toss?

A couple hundred million apparently

 

[CorNokZ]

Best drinking game EVAR!!!

Drink as many zips as your country scores.. 100 points = 10 beers

 

[Punishment]

Best drinking game EVAR!!!

Drink as many zips as your country scores.. 100 points = 10 beers

Seeing as im Irish i doubt ill be drinking much that night

 

[BloodOmen]

Meh doesnt matter anyway the votes are all political these days, your country could push the best song in existence out there and it'd still lose if they all hate you.

On that note this is the dog shit that the UK are sending.

YouTube - UK 2011: Blue - I Can


still, nothing beats the comedy value of france for sending Richard O'brien back in 2006 - you can't deny the bald bloke looks like O'brien

YouTube - Eurovision 2007 - France

and the ukraine for sending this fucking comedy value gem

YouTube - Eurovision SC Final 2007 - Ukraine - Verka Serduchka

 

[Punishment]

Lol Blue .... seriously haha times are bad

 

[Levin]

Oh dear that's even worse than I'd imagined.. I'm ashamed of being a Swede.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This won for Finland

Would still beat England/Sweden

 

[Levin]

Would still beat England/Sweden

That's not much of an accomplishment.

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's not much of an accomplishment.

True, though Finland isn't that much better. We had Lordi, but after that it went back to the old bullcrap.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I think I'm not going to bother with ESC this year.
If that selection of entries is anything to go by, there's no point listening.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh by the way, finland going with a lala hippie balls performance...

YouTube - Paradise Oskar - Da da dam (Eurovision 2011 Finland)

 

[fettoken]

Oh and the eurovision jury comitties are biased and bought.

 

[Edmond]

YouTube - Ireland Eurovision Entry 2011 (Jedward - Lipstick)

/cries

I would like to stab those 2 in the head with a screwdriver

Best drinking game EVAR!!!

Drink as many zips as your country scores.. 100 points = 10 beers

Well it will be a sober night for us brits too

 

[Ezteq]

Well it will be a sober night for us brits too

hehe speak for yourself buddy xx

 

[Vasconcelos]

Didnt they cancel Eurovision???

I thought this was like Big Brother, none fukin cares about it anymore...

 

[Ormorof]

Eurovision drinking game time woop woop

drink whenever your country gets a point (one drink per point is optional for hardcore drinkers)

one drink whenever flames are used

one drink whenever a wind machines is used

one drink whenever anyone removes any item of clothing

one drink for excessive cleavage

one drink for gay/lesbian dancers/singers

one drink everytime anyone says "What the fuck..."

one drink everytime anyone mentions biased voting

one drink everytime the commentator complains about his/her country not getting any votes (i was in Ireland playing this game last year and got hammered on this rule alone tbh!)

and of course feel free to add as many as you like