Eurovision lol.

[ECA]

here's the UKs aids infested post-swaffle entry for this year.

YouTube - Josh Dubovie - That sounds good to me (United Kingdom)

The guy can't even stay in tune, I hope we get nil points.

Do any countries have good entries this year?

 

[mooSe_]

what a dull lifeless song

 

[Zenith.UK]

Written by Pete Waterman, and it shows.

The voting starts from the opening of the show now.
I suppose it makes sense if you've already made your mind up for who you're voting for, but if you've not taken the time to hear all the entries, how can you choose?

I've not heard all the entries yet but I'm hoping that something stands out like "Hard Rock Hallelujah" did.

 

[dysfunction]

I saw the Greek Eurovision song and it was hilarious. They were a stereotypical of Greek people, all dressed in white, tanned, and saying oopah! (opa) all the time!

It was hilarious

 

[Raven]

Nil points.

(hopefully)

 

[old.Tohtori]

YouTube - Kuunkuiskaajat: Työlki ellää HQ (2010 ESC Finland) Live National Final

Finland went with some rural singing, it's in finnish alright... if nothing else.

Main phrase is basically "You can live off work, but get rich by trade."

 

[Calaen]

YouTube - Kuunkuiskaajat: Työlki ellää HQ (2010 ESC Finland) Live National Final

Finland went with some rural singing, it's in finnish alright... if nothing else.

Main phrase is basically "You can live off work, but get rich by trade."

It sounds shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It sounds shit.

Yeap. No argument there.

They should've gone with;

YouTube - Eläkeläiset: Hulluna humpasta HQ (2010 ESC Finland) Live 3rd Semi-Final

Which is as finnish as it gets

 

[Calaen]

Now that's more eurovision.

Uk's problem is they try and take it to serious. It's a bollocks contest!

 

[ECA]

Now that's more eurovision.

Uk's problem is they try and take it to serious. It's a bollocks contest!

YouTube - Eurovision Final 2007 UK - Scooch - Flying The Flag


The defence rests your honour.

 

[Calaen]

Yeah but they actually were deadly serious with that, the four of them actually thought they were fucking stars man!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Ahhhh campy Eurovision. A great treat.

 

[Tom]

Why can't we have great catchy songs like this?

YouTube - Brotherhood Of Man - Save Your Kisses For Me

(and yes, I actually remember this)

or even this:

YouTube- Eurovision 1997 - Katrina & The Waves - Love shine a light

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

People still watch this?

 

[Ctuchik]

I'm actually happy that Sweden didn't make the final (for the first time ever i might add) this year.

means we don't have to listen to the propaganda on radio and TV now.


fucking love it...

 

[Ctuchik]

Now that's more eurovision.

Uk's problem is they try and take it to serious. It's a bollocks contest!

givf eurovision back the way it were 15 - 20 years ago...

now that shit was classy!

 

[Wij]

I love Eurovision \o/






























i'm not gay

 

[Cyradix]

Vote Belgium!!

YouTube - Tom Dice - Me And My Guitar (Belgium)

 

[ECA]

Apparently this entry from Azerbaijan is the bookies favourites.

YouTube - Video Safura Drip-Drop (Azerbaijan)

 

[Ch3tan]

/they have hot women, they should win.

 

[Malecheon]

Apparently the country that wins faces a big bill to host the next one. They reckon it's costing the Norwegian TV company about 21mil to host it, and they've had to cut a bunch of other programs and content to be able to pay the bill.

Here's hoping we don't get it. The BBC would be footing the bill if we do, and you can bet they'd cut the more interesting stuff and leave the dross like eastenders alone.

 

[JingleBells]

Apparently the country that wins faces a big bill to host the next one. They reckon it's costing the Norwegian TV company about 21mil to host it, and they've had to cut a bunch of other programs and content to be able to pay the bill.

Here's hoping we don't get it. The BBC would be footing the bill if we do, and you can bet they'd cut the more interesting stuff and leave the dross like eastenders alone.

I think they sold their rights to the World Cup to host it, so people have to pay for some satellite provider if they want to watch it in June

 

[Raven]

Last.

Hurrah!

 

[Ormorof]

OPA! cant belive OPA didnt win best eurovision song in years!!

oh and the german winner looked hammered by time she had to sing again...

 

[ilaya]

i'd hammer her.. from behind... bend over...

 

[Krazeh]

Is there some sort of rule that says the song you enter has to be shit and sung by a complete unknown? Or is that just a UK tradition?

 

[Jimmy]

just a uk thing from what i can see

 

[Vasconcelos]

I just dont know why the big countries keep wasting resources on this crap!

Fuck me hard!, since we let all the countries with unmentionable names from ex USSR in, they just keep voting to each others

 

[Zenith.UK]

The Turkey entry was my favourite.
Guitars with vocals that sound like they were trying to be Ian Watkins from Lostprophets. They were robbed by a pretty thing in a little black dress, coz you can't tell me people were actually voting for the German song.

Mrs.Zenith and I touched fists when Belarus got that 12 right at the end. We were actually impressed with Belarus getting 12... and consigning UK to the bottom of the table... AGAIN.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Pete Waterman promises not to write the next UK entry. It will still be shit but it is at least a step in the right direction.