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Thadius

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There is crapload of money up for grabs tonight!

i got my tickets ready and waiting, hopefully I will win it instead of Johnny Foreigner!
 

TdC

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you actually have tickets? I thought they were myth o0
 

Thadius

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i didnt :(

will you be spending it all on hookers and blow?
 

TdC

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all at once!


latest headlines: "EUROMILLIONS WINNER PAUPERED WITHIN WEEKS OF WINNING"
 

Chilly

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I've already caned it all. Bought blowjobs and dances for all of tottenham court road last night from spearmint rhinos. And a yacht.
 

TdC

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you bought a blowjob from a yacht? no wonder all the money is gone o0
 

Chilly

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Those that can, do.

There's a firm called HeliHarlets who chopper in whores to wherever you like. £10k callout + £500/hr - very reasonable imo!
 

Thadius

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If it wasnt there, you know what we must now do.

Create the company and take it onto dragons den!

Either they will help us become global or the dirty bastards will spend all their money on our company services!

Its win-win all round!
 

Ctuchik

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then lets open a business that do just that! :p

who owns a helicopter and who has a sister that does anything for money?
 

Fast

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lol Chet :)

Chilly, your on to winner for sure, giz a job =]
 

Wij

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what? he could pay me that to watch me masturbate, and for 20 I'll send him a spunksicle....but me pay him?? NEVAR!!! :eek:

Why would anyone pay to watch you masturbate ? Just keep an eye on the local schools and you'll catch that spectacle soon enough.
 

Chilly

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Tried getting the number from directory enquiries, they told me it wasn't listed :(

Ill pop round after tea.
 

Vasconcelos

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A girl from Mallorca won 125M € just before summer (June iirc). The biatch said that she assisted her job as any Monday because she didnt want to change her "lifestyle".

Some ppl definetly dont deserve more money than vanilla salaries of 1000 pounds/month ffs :twak:
 

TdC

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well, tbh, if I won 125M...I wouldn't tell a soul.
 

TdC

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at least my house would match my diamond encrusted teeth grille and drinking chalice :p
 

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