Etiquette on Ironing?

[Summo]

I can never quite figure it out. I do collars first, that makes sense but I end up with wrinkles in the shoulders that I just can't get out.

And ironing boards are too small. I have to do the backs of my shirts in three stages, whereas two should be perfectly adequate.

My iron leaves small limescale deposits on my clothes when I use the steam feature. Does anyone have a method for preventing this?

Long post for a weak joke but you get the idea.

 

[kanonfodda]

Lol summo, you teh funney guy. I will now pay homage with suitable crap jokes

 

[Damini]

Summo... care to dance?

 

[Summo]

Why, certainly. Let me change my shirt first.











OOH! ANOTHER WEAK JOKE!

- Do you rumba?
- Why yes, of course I do!
- Well pick a rumba from one to ten.

Old Marx brothers gag. I miss them.

 

[Skyler]

*pushes summo away*

oh er... summo isnt available ;p

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
- Do you rumba?
- Why yes, of course I do!
- Well pick a rumba from one to ten.

Rofl!

see this is the stuff that makes these forums teh good!!

 

[bodhi]

HEHEHE

Summo r teh funneh!!"!"!"

 

[mr.Blacky]

first the right sleave then the collar then oh a joke......

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

Right front first, making sure you tuck the point of the board right into the shoulder.
Now move 'round to the back, again careful with the board point!
Carry on round to the front
Now, keeping an eye on the camel, paste down the edge of the sailor's uniform until the word "MAUDLIN" is exposed.
Next do sleeves, followed by cuffs & coller.

Limescale is bollocks, ain't it? We live in a really hard water area & used to get it a lot, but now we have a water filter & a new iron (Philips) that has an anti-scale feature, ain't technology wonderful?

 

[Damini]

*Dances on her own while the men talk about ironing*

 

[*charlton_thd*]

*grabs damini and begins a sensual tango*

 

[Damini]

Hah, I think that's the kind of thing that will get me arrested, young charlton.

 

[MYstIC G]

very young charlton.....

 

[*charlton_thd*]

*decides to remind forum*

I'M 17 ON THE 21st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Damini]

Are you? Bless...

*Spits on tissue, cleans Charlton's face, and simultaneously covers him in plasters while ruffling his hair*

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Disco PhoolCat
Now, keeping an eye on the camel, paste down the edge of the sailor's uniform until the word "MAUDLIN" is exposed.

5 mins later and I'm still laughing how you tucked that in there.

 

[*charlton_thd*]

*cuddles damini*

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Damini
*Spits on tissue, cleans Charlton's face, and simultaneously covers him in plasters while ruffling his hair*

throws mud on Charlton

 

[*charlton_thd*]

*runs off to tell on you*

 

[xane]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
I can never quite figure it out. I do collars first, that makes sense but I end up with wrinkles in the shoulders that I just can't get out.

And ironing boards are too small. I have to do the backs of my shirts in three stages, whereas two should be perfectly adequate.

My iron leaves small limescale deposits on my clothes when I use the steam feature. Does anyone have a method for preventing this?

Long post for a weak joke but you get the idea.

About 5 years ago I went out and bought some moderately expensive Van Heusen non-iron shirts, not the cheapo nylon kind that generates enough static to power Hampstead, but a neat cotton combo that really does need no ironing.

Best money I ever spent, still wear them too, very durable.

Alternatively, get a girlie to do them for you, they love it really.

 

[Testin da Cable]

great cama! I'll have mine sent round so yer missus can have a look at em awwrite?

 

[Munkey-]

I was 15 on the 5th. did anyone notice?






no

 

[mr.Blacky]

that just means that you dont have to iron your shirts

you funny bunny man

 

[old.Jas]

Extreme Ironing

 

[Moving Target]

LOL

I remember that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

very cool indeed, I remember too

 

[Moving Target]

The guy on the left looks as if the woman was giving him a blowjob and then someone took a photo just as she stopped

 

[Summo]

Is that TdC in the middle?

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[Moving Target]

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