.....Essex....

[Olgaline]

Being a regular on here, you here alot about this particular place, or rather things from this place

now wont judge, and as far as I know, I've never been there, but
there is one thing they sure are bloody good at.........

and thats Marmelade aka Jam!

Especially Thursday Cottage and Wilkin & Sons

I've acustomed myself to always keep a Jar of Thursday Cottage Blood Orange in the cubbord

 

[Olgaline]

This really is a slow night for FH isnt it ? :///

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, but then again.. Who the fuck wants to talk about jam?

 

[BloodOmen]

*smears jam all over his nipples* mmmm jam.

 

[CorNokZ]

2 replies.. That's all it took, before it became sexual

 

[Nate]

I am from Essex, obviously great things come from here. End of discussion!

 

[Dudley52]

I am from Essex too, its not as bad as some might think you know. Chelmsford (in essex) is the 8th best place to live in the UK. Ofcourse it has bad parts, everywhere does, theres plenty of worse places in the UK than Essex.

Due to the media I think is where most people get it from, and stereotypes.

Also I believe that Southend has the 9th highest average wage in the UK. (average of about £490/week)

 

[Wonk]

Nørrebro ftw

 

[CorNokZ]

zomg you got an appartment and you haven't invited me over for dinner and red wine yet Wonk?

When did we drift apart?

 

[Jeros]

Born and bread essex boy here, i prefer life up here in york than back in colchester tbh

Never sampled the jam tho

 

[Nate]

You miss the Hippo Jeros, don't deny it!

 

[Lakih]

From these forums and the rest of the gaming community it seems like there's an unusually high percentage of wierd people living in/comming from Essex...

 

[Overdriven]

Nate: Where in Essex you live?

 

[Vladamir]

I am from Essex too, its not as bad as some might think you know. Chelmsford (in essex) is the 8th best place to live in the UK. Ofcourse it has bad parts, everywhere does, theres plenty of worse places in the UK than Essex.

Unfortunately Chelmsford drops to 80th when i'm not there

 

[Nate]

Colchester OD

It goes back up when people realise theres less likely to be a visit from that muscley bird though Vlad!

 

[Laddey]

Yeah, but then again.. Who the fuck wants to talk about jam?

fucking win

 

[Jeros]

You miss the Hippo Jeros, don't deny it!

you mean "liquid"

Chuffing hate nightclubs anyway, bring back the old hole in the wall imo

 

[Overdriven]

Sooo many Essex boys I use to live near Romford XD

 

[Ezteq]

Goddammit!!

I thought this was a thread about e-sex

*puts draws back on*

friggin hell... I mean it looked promising when someone mentioned jam but then it got all geographic and any e-ntercourse prospects went to pot, you guys really disappoint me.

 

[Olgaline]

Just for you Ez

Spoiler

 

[Overdriven]

Olga, the bloke who.. did that... Really needs to go in for a body fluid check That SO shouldn't be red!

 

[CorNokZ]

Olga, the bloke who.. did that... Really needs to go in for a body fluid check That SO shouldn't be red!

what!? IT'S NOT!?

 

[Lenore]

Chelmsford (in essex) is the 8th best place to live in the UK

Chelmsford is overrated

 

[Bahumat]

I am from Essex too! See, it's the most bestest.

Essex does have its share of chavvy scummy fucktards much like any other place. The real problem is these people get on telly....

Typical example is those Ibiza holidays;

TV Narrator: And this next group of girls are from Essex
Girl 1: Yeaahhhh!! woooo *gets tits out*
Girl 2: Arrggh I cant walk, I got pissed *mad crazy cackle laughter*
Girl 3: Pukes on girl 2 whilst saying how she just wants someone genuine who wont mind if she has 3 kids from 3 different fellas who were all ex con's.


Another exampe is Jade 'fucktard' Goody. She is from essex and so was that black guy who won big brother a year or so back (sorry, dont remember his name but he said he would spend the money in lakeside <shopping centre>).

Jamie Oliver (Chef) is also from Essex

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

I am from Essex too! See, it's the most bestest.

Essex does have its share of chavvy scummy fucktards much like any other place. The real problem is these people get on telly....

Typical example is those Ibiza holidays;

TV Narrator: And this next group of girls are from Essex
Girl 1: Yeaahhhh!! woooo *gets tits out*
Girl 2: Arrggh I cant walk, I got pissed *mad crazy cackle laughter*
Girl 3: Pukes on girl 2 whilst saying how she just wants someone genuine who wont mind if she has 3 kids from 3 different fellas who were all ex con's.


Another exampe is Jade 'fucktard' Goody. She is from essex and so was that black guy who won big brother a year or so back (sorry, dont remember his name but he said he would spend the money in lakeside <shopping centre>).

Jamie Oliver (Chef) is also from Essex

Well i do hear they need a site for a bunch of new nuclear reactors. Lets face it, it can't make the gene pool any shallower up there can it?

Joking. Sort of.

 

[soze]

I live in Essex I'm London born though so i may not count

 

[Huntingtons]

Nørrebro ftw

agreed. i dont rep 5700 anymore =(