Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks

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A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."

(Source: Ananova - Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks)
 

gohan

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/wonders how lamp came accross this, google ftw?
 

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I gotta say it.....



sorry lamp...


OLD!! :p

Was in the news here ages ago already, but then again, it is in my country :)
 

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Old or not, i think it's a good idea.
Many of these geeks lack the confidence and social skills to go out and get a girl.
With these girls they get a pleasant non-pressure first time. Where they get to explore the female form and experience physical intimacy.

I kinda see it as a crash course in first aid. Although you actually know very little about saving lives. The basics you do learn are vital.

This is hole 1, this is where the majority of the action will take place, this little thing at the top here is the clitoris. And if you'd be so kind as to stick your finger in and kinda wave it towards my pubicbone, that is the rough area of the g-spot. Touch here, do NOT touch there.
Hands on, sex 101.
 

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why was THAT posted on THIS forum??? :eek::eek::eek: HUH!?!?! HUH!!?!? :eek:
 

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Playing daoc doesn't make you a geek!

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Does it? :/

Prob not a geek, but playing DAOC isn't something you'd brag about to a bird to get her knickers off
 

Bugz

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ffs guys sex isn't everything!!













theres the mouth action too! :(
 

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Sex is all good, but getting cum on the sheets/sofa/stairs(that was fun) all the time is a hassle after a while :(
 

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It's not even sure he actually got the shag!

unfortuneately I know him quite well. I would give you his life story, as I was another member of his guild etc but its too depressing for FHas many of you are emo enough already, but she was the 1st one he didn't tell me about... Trying to find out what her illness is.
 

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Sex is all good, but getting cum on the sheets/sofa/stairs(that was fun) all the time is a hassle after a while :(

Sheets: Not that bad, can be washed quickly.
Sofa: Most complicated, depends where it lands/where you're doing it. (Fun experience with this one actually xD)
Stairs: Not living in a place with stairs for ages, not got the experience in this one.


Calling yourself emo is fotm :mad:

We all know you were the original, so don't feel bad! :(
 

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Sheets: Not that bad, can be washed quickly.
Sofa: Most complicated, depends where it lands/where you're doing it. (Fun experience with this one actually xD)
Stairs: Not living in a place with stairs for ages, not got the experience in this one.




We all know you were the original, so don't feel bad! :(

Yeah but still I can't be bothered to wash sheets every day or such so we end up with a battle stained bed by the end of the week...the stairs was a real pain in the arse.
 

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