Erm....

[WPKenny]

I know some might think this belongs in the BF1942 forum but I thought it might make some of the regulars here LOL so....


http://www.forummatch.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=13872

 

[S-Gray]

The guy come outta a Mental Institute.............

 

[ECA]

RETARD AT 12 O CLOCK!

 

[Nozzer]

Hehehehehe, that's actually very funny, that guy has a good turn of phrase.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

ROFL

BEST...THREAD....EVAH

 

[Wilier]

For instance, have buttons and command where you can pat soldiers on the shoulder, buttocks or crotch. Perhaps also kissing emotes, kissing on the cheek, neck or even lips(with tongue) would give you more health or stamina.

You see men who think they are going to die, need some penetration, and if there is not a woman's sweet vagina nearby usually they will just take any orafice that exists. Like a mans hot anus.

What they didn't show was the extreme anal sex and fellatio that took place at night. I'm talking balls to the walls break out the vaseline anal sex here, the kind of anal that can make a man stand up and scream for buttermilk. They should have changed the title to "Saving Ryans Private until after dinner"

I think the guy who replied got it right.

dude, no. Just, no.

 

[legendario]

I laughed and laughed

The most disturbing thing was the replies....the initial post was just meant to be funny ... i hope.

 

[Moving Target]

It would probably make 1942 a better game (see my point?)

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Moving Target
It would probably make 1942 a better game (see my point?)

/hides arse from MT

 

[Summo]

I like that, Kenny. I like that a lot.

I particularly like the replies from peeps telling him its a bad idea.

Wermacht, usually though they would say something like "fire in my hole" right before the other soldier would ejaculate his warm salty semen deep into the mans hot hot hot anal cavity.

Nice stuff. The guy baites them and they howl with middle-American derision.

 

[Summo]

If anyone else is following this, the saga continues...

 

[legendario]

The "sweet cock" comments I was attempting to explain how the other soldiers viewed the penis's in question. For instance they found them to be "Sweet" like honey or some sort of tasty beverage nantuckett nectars would make.

fuckin ROFL

 

[Lester]

"I am not homosexual, but if I Were in that situation in ww2? I would prostitute myself out all over france just to make sure I have a loving man watching my back!"


HAHAHAHA

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

2nd BEST THREAD EVAH

 

[GDW]

heh nice finale to that thread

 

[Durzel]

LOL he's either a comic genius, or homosexual. Not that theres anything wrong with that mind. Just not in my back yard, ok?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Fucking LOL !!!!!

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Durzel
LOL he's either a comic genius, or homosexual.

both?