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[Tom]

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery.php

Oh dear.

 

[Skyler]

I'm sorry but this one stands out to me...

But seriously.. what on earth posesses some people to pose for godawful pictures aside from controlled and non controlled substances?

Other highlights include:

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/4th_June_2005/DSC05523_edited.jpg
http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/4th_June_2005/DSC05388_edited.jpg
http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/4th_June_2005/DSC05386_edited.jpg

It's not that bad.. maybe..

 

[Ch3tan]

Wow, Americans no longer have the majority claim to the term white trash.

 

[tris-]

his head is actually wider than my thigh muscles

 

[mank!]

i don't think you'd get into any clubs round here dressed like that. bloody northeners

 

[Skyler]

From the football kit I have deduced these are the famous 'mackems' that my geordie friends used to talk about.

They are... people from Sunderland!

 

[JingleBells]

Actually they are from Washington, which is sort of between Geordie and Mackemland. (Look at the postcode on the site )

 

[Skyler]

I'm not going to do something that requires so much effort as checking the postcode! I will rely on my natural honed ability to identify their location by appearance and football apparel.

 

[Gef]

What a great promotional picture! "Gome visit us, get fu**ed on class A's, whatever the age!"

 

[Garok]

It's like watching devolution !!

 

[Sharma]

That's a strange one Gef, where's the bottle of Lambrini?

 

[Calaen]

i don't think you'd get into any clubs round here dressed like that. bloody northeners

Its more like a Chav rave rather than a club

On one of the flyers it says Park Lane Gateshead, I know people who go there

 

[dysfunction]

Now why doesnt that surprise me....

 

[Paradroid]

It's like the Tarantino film From Dusk Till Dawn for ravers, get eaten by neds halfway through the night.

 

[Paradroid]

The sheer volume of pictures with people giving the thumbs-up leads me to believe it must be more than eccies at play here. Maybe it's a South Park Steve Irwin homage, and they're all claiming to have stuck a finger up their victims collective arses.

This guys doing an advanced thumbs-up. Notice he's also pointing at his intended victim...

How to capture & handle ravers properly in the wild. You'll find 'em in their natural habitat in late night discos, creep up on the little bugger and wait till he's not lookin, then, pow, everyone moves at lightening speed and lay on top of the him before he can get away. What a beauty! Now, I'm just gonna stick my finger up his arse....



Yeah yeah, a thumbs not a finger, but it doesn't look like anyone in those photos would know that anyway.

 

[Skyler]

Looks more like he's about to be sniped, or that's what I thought anyway.

He must hold KGB secrets tantamount to their conquest plans via the northeast or something.

 

[mank!]