epIII spoiler pics

[Tom]

http://p196.ezboard.com/fexcelsior30272frm38.showMessage?topicID=35.topic

 

[Moving Target]

We all know it'll be crap anyway, don't we?

 

[Jonny_Darko]

Well there's always hope



























Actually, no, there's not, is there?

 

[TdC]

I'm afraid not mate

 

[Sissyfoo]

I'd have to say, judging from those pictures, that falling into a pit of lava would really, really, really hurt. :-o

 

[Padwah]

surely there's A New Hope!













I'll get my coat.

 

[Yoni]

I predict it will indeed be shite

 

[harebear]

prolly gonna be shit like ep 1 and 2, but maybe the 1st 12/15 rated one

 

[Aada]

lol ep 1 was shit i admit but ep 2 was fantastic.

 

[old.user4556]

lol ep 1 was shit i admit but ep 2 was fantastic.

Agree, Ep2 was great. For those of us (me, heh) blessed with a projector, the Yoda/Dooku sabre fight is fucking incredible on a huge screen. Ep1 was dire with a rubber Yoda.

I know the early ones had a rubber Yoda too, but come on, there was something particularly shit about Ep1's Yoda - like they ran out of budget to create a good rubber Yoda, or perhaps that grade of rubber was in short supply and Lucas wasn't prepared to shell out for the higher grade professional Yoda creating rubber. Maybe.

Maybe in Ep3 they reveal that they located the good rubber somewhere between Ep1 and Ep2?

G

 

[Damini]

Episode 2 was bollocks. Annie had the charisma and acting range of a sedated Keanu Reeves, and went from annoying child, annoying child, annoying child to cold blooded killer without hesitation or any real character development. The whole thing about his Mum lingering around for eons before dying when he turned up was total penis. Not even Samuel Jackson managed to look cool in this film (making it the cinematic equivilent of cycling shorts) because when he's waving around the light sabre deflecting shots it looks like he's a five year old who's just watched the original, then stumbled across a discarded kitchen roll tube and began playing while making PEEEEOW PEEEEOW noises.

It was a travesty, and they should hang their heads in shame and never speak of it again.

On the upside, NSynch didn't cameo, Leonardo De Caprio wasn't Annie, and Jar Jar wasn't in it so much.

On the downside, I'd prefer to have wasps eat my womb then watch it again.

 

[old.user4556]

Yes Anakin was a bit of a stroppy kid, but I think that contrasted well as the dark side started to get a grip on him.

 

[Damini]

The basic premise of the role of Darth Vader is the fallen hero, the corrupting force, the pull of the dark side.

At no stage in that film did I think anything other than "God, I want Anakin to fall into acid and die". There was no walking the divide, flirting with the power, nothing so profound. Anakin was a manky whiny little bitch, who then became a murderous little bitch, and I couldn't believe that he could pull, let alone pull a princess. I wouldn't have touched him with Jar Jar's.

 

[old.user4556]

I never read into it as much as that.

 

[Moving Target]

On the upside Leonardo De Caprio wasn't Annie

They only got an even worse actor. Jolly good.

 

[Damini]

There's no doubt Leonardo would have acted it better (I actually think he's quite a good actor, although sometimes instantly dislikable in roles) he just wouldn't have felt compatible with the whole casting of Star Wars. But I guess that wouldn't have really mattered too much seeing as Lucas just pooed onto a set, and then filmed his stool reaching room temperature for two hours, then added two billion pounds worth of special effects and a jamaican lizard before smearing his feaces onto the cinema screens of the world.

 

[Whipped]

Not even Samuel Jackson managed to look cool in this film (making it the cinematic equivilent of cycling shorts) because when he's waving around the light sabre deflecting shots it looks like he's a five year old who's just watched the original, then stumbled across a discarded kitchen roll tube and began playing while making PEEEEOW PEEEEOW noises.

Damini, It's amazing how you manage to sum up the niggling feeling that's been stuck in my head since watching that film. Thanks.

 

[Aada]

some people just niggle too much.